Aight brehs, time for a OFT FC FIFA or FM (don't know if I can be fukked to pilfer FM again) game. I know I intended to do this back on hamster but well fukk that.
Name: João Brigadeiro Smith-Wajkozwski
Height: 5'11"
Weight: a lean, ripped, and glistening 165
Position(s): left back, CDM
Strengths: gooning it up, kicking others' feet to dispossess them, avoiding yellow cards, ugly but effective play, great hair
Weaknesses: scoring
CAC levels:

it's all mixed in there somewhere
Nation: United States of the Brazilian Republic of Poland, UK Edition
Let's win some trophies brehs.