Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[mastermind]

decent effort

 

[Mané Swagincha]

6-0 we stylin on them hoes, World Cup is ours haters xx

 

[Roaden Polynice]

MasterChef final episode mbm

It's a tough choice, the black dude or the blind asian chick

Blind Asian lady I think it is....so good she is

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Watching Christine reminds me of Blind Fury

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Josh just pureed an entire lobster shell and all

Interesting move, could make or break him

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Josh baking a pecan pie with bacon in the crust and butter poached lobster and grits

Christine with some sort of asian steak with a fried egg on top

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Josh and Christine both fukked up on the appetizer, undercooked the lobster for Josh, Christine went too safe.

Entrees up next:

Josh with the rack of lamb with green curry sauce green peas and carrots. Looks amazing. Plated beautifully. The fat chef bubbling with anticipation. All four seasons represented in the plate. Bold, bold, bold. Yet he pulled it off like a...well, like a chef.

Christine with a braised and caramelized pork belly. Ramsay not liking it

"This isn't Vietnam and you're not at home" DAYUM

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Ramsay ends up giving a sparkling review. Sometimes you just gotta go simple and with what you know I suppose, the pork belly acting as a sort of sine qua non if you will.

A bit simplistic on the plating.

Deserts now:

Josh with a bacon crusted pecan pie with homemade vanilla bean cinnamon ice cream

Christine with coconut lime sorbet with ginger crust leaf thing on top

 

[Roaden Polynice]

And Christine wins it. Fair play to her, her stuff did look amazing. 250k richer, her own cookbook. Being blind and cooking, can't think of much harder things to do.

 

[KOTK]

"His technique is so odd. Like if Arsenal were to do the crossbar challenge Gervinho would be the fella who’d shank his shot off to the left where it would dribble out of the centre-circle, coming to rest a good 13 or 14 feet away. And there’d be no pointing and laughing, just players looking at their feet because they didn’t know where else to look. He is Popeye without Spinach, Clark Kent before he hits the phone booth, Peter Parker in his day clothes, Scooby Doo without those snacks that are obviously amphetamine based.

We need this goal to be such a snack – obviously without the narcotics, we don’t need any Lance Gervinhostrong action going on – but hopefully it’ll do him some good because we’re going to need him throughout this season and if he’s all hopped up on metaphorical and confidence-boosting goofballs then all the better. I just wonder if he loses too much heat through the top of his head to be a truly effective player, perhaps he should wear a trilby or some kind of beanie in future, but I’d have to look up the Premier League rules on hat sporting. I imagine they don’t take kindly to it. Spoilsports."

 

[Olu Dara]

*walks in expecting football talk*

 

[Gilver]

Not like you can contribute though, is it?



Thanks Penfield. I felt like i was there watching that episode of masterchef.

 

[KOTK]

The jungle in your mind

 

[NSSVO]

*walks in expecting football talk*

 

[BIGDENNIS10UK]

To the people who live in London (in da hood of course), did this "Dench" word catch on?

I see pics of white kids on holiday wearing the clothes on lethal bizxles twitter, but that's about it.