Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[Sam Peel]

 

[mastermind]

I dont get the Papiss Cisse one. I also dont know why he is on this graphic.

Mancini one, I dont get as well


Xavi, Iniesta, and Messi was pretty good.

 

[Capitol]

I think its time i bring up the 385 goals i scored in 1992 for my primary & secondary school teams, my sunday team, PE, up the park games, world cup games and in the school playground

I probably let in 100 goals in my short tenure as a keeper. Told them I didn't want to do it but they didn't listen

 

[KOTK]

barrientos is decent. amauri is shyt.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Mancini one I think he just buys anything so if he takes the toilet, anyone will score.

Papiss Cisse feeds off the scraps of others to score? Only scores from close range? Dunno honestly

 

[BOBN]

Cisse is probably doing the implausible. After the chelsea goal alot of people thought he was a top player and it was probably made then.

We now know hes a shyt player which is why its important to be cool when it comes to johnny foreigner

 

[KOTK]

Mancini one I think he just buys anything so if he takes the toilet, anyone will score.

Papiss Cisse feeds off the scraps of others to score? Only scores from close range? Dunno honestly

yeah. and u-gos got the cisse one. it's kind of funny as well cos it makes him look like a girl.

The Catania coach's giddy grin after Paletta missed was awesome.

 

[mastermind]

Cisse is probably doing the implausable. After the chelsea goal alot of people thought he was a top player and it was probably made then.

We now know hes a shyt player which is why its important to be cool when it comes to johnny foreigner

the ironic thing about that Chelsea match is that he had a shocking performance that day. He couldnt complete simple 5 yard passes, couldnt control the football, he literally could not do anything except score those two goals.

It was pretty funny.

Jonathan Wilson's theory was proven correct that day.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

the ironic thing about that Chelsea match is that he had a shocking performance that day. He couldnt complete simple 5 yard passes, couldnt control the football, he literally could not do anything except score those two goals.

It was pretty funny.

Johnathan Wilson's theory was proven correct that day.

Which was?

 

[mastermind]

Which was?

goals are overrated (when using it to judge how good a player has played in a match)

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

goals are overrated (when using it to judge how good a player has played in a match)

Basically what I said about Shava's performance vs Liverpool all that time ago

 

[Mané Swagincha]

Its cuz Cisses' got a big black african dikk (pause) so hes got to stand far you idiots

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Its cuz Cisses' got a big black african dikk (pause) so hes got to stand far you idiots

C dot got a bigger one goin off the picture

 

[We Major]

Messi da gawd

 

[mastermind]

is Villa ok?