Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[Scottie Drippin]

Harper Seven will be the baller out of the Becks kids

She'll save whatever women's soccer league exists when she turns 11.

 

[KOTK]

It's why he's gonna be great, breh.

Becks was slow and immobile enough as is.

You think this is producing anything of any athletic merit?

Cruz was feasting on empanada's and horchata as he was chillin in the womb of that portly hispanic housekeeper.. The boy is going to turn up in United camp with his first name on the back

You know he's gonna represent Spain at the national level, right?

He better hit that La Masia quickfast or he has about four inches of natural growth left in his life

And I ain't talkin about an erection motherfukker

 

[SCORCH]

Everyone knows Romeo is the talented one

 

[Scottie Drippin]

His balance is all off. That ball is going straight through the windshield of their neighbors Lambo.

Look at the boy! Using the lower center of gravity and more advanced skill as leverage against the larger, less able opponent.

IS THERE ANYTHING HE CAN'T DO?!?!?!?!?

 

[Scottie Drippin]

Uncle Paul already started coaching him.

Romeo is definitely Arsenal material. Getting bullied around already. Cruz' fiery latin temper don't play that shyt.

 

[SCORCH]

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

IS THERE ANYTHING HE CAN'T DO?!?!?!?!?

Make Victoria eat properly

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

@ today posts so far.

 

[KOTK]

Uncle Paul already started coaching him.

Romeo is definitely Arsenal material. Getting bullied around already. Cruz' fiery latin temper don't play that shyt.

It was generally our latin players that got bullied around though

 

[Scottie Drippin]

It was generally our latin players that got bullied around though

Ya'll have cornball chico's.

Carlos Vela ain't down for the cause.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Ya'll have cornball chico's.

Carlos Vela ain't down for the cause.

Evra & Vidic would say the samething about a certain #1

 

[Scottie Drippin]

Evra & Vidic would say the samething about a certain [URL=http://www.the-coli.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=1]#1 [/URL]

Almunia wears #1 now

 

[mastermind]

I cant even formulate an adequate response

 

[Roaden Polynice]

 

[mastermind]

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