Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[BLAZO da GAWD]

I agree.



So breh, Im trying this online dating thing. Its kind of cool brehs. Im meeting like 5 ladies this week. If I dont end up in a sex trafficking ring in the former Yugoslavia, I will tell you about some of the experiences.

what site are you using?

 

[Scottie Drippin]

I agree.



So breh, Im trying this online dating thing. Its kind of cool brehs. Im meeting like 5 ladies this week. If I dont end up in a sex trafficking ring in the former Yugoslavia, I will tell you about some of the experiences.

Honestly, I don't want to hear shyt unless you wind up on the track in the old Bloc.

 

[thatrapsfan]

Reminds me of tryna explain football to my father, who watches nothing but soccer.


Impossible to explain, one of those sports you need to start viewing as a kid otherwise you're hopeless

 

[mastermind]

what site are you using?

Ironically, Plenty of Fish.

I know brehs were on there trolling. And I guess after meeting up with some of these girls, I can find out what the real deal is. (ie, something tangible, or are we fukking)

The other sites, you gotta pay for.

Honestly, I don't want to hear shyt unless you wind up on the track in the old Bloc.

bet. I will bring a telegram and have someone type out my stories as I am drugged up in hole in the wall spot in Bratislava.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

its not a reward tho

You still have to convert, and the other team is trying to stop you.

rewarded with the opportunity to score an extra point

 

[BLAZO da GAWD]

Ironically, Plenty of Fish.

I know brehs were on there trolling. And I guess after meeting up with some of these girls, I can find out what the real deal is. (ie, something tangible, or are we fukking)

The other sites, you gotta pay for.


bet. I will bring a telegraph and have someone type out my stories as I am drugged up in hole in the wall spot in Bratislava.

@Brooklynzson sent me a profile of someone that was using my pics on pof

Creeped me the fukk out

 

[mastermind]

@Brooklynzson sent me a profile of someone that was using my pics on pof

Creeped me the fukk out

yeah, thats the weird thing about it

Its why I try to meet these chick quickly and make sure they are local. No fukking around.

I remember when Malcolm was using my pics on twitter.

 

[BLAZO da GAWD]

yeah, thats the weird thing about it

Its why I try to meet these chick quickly and make sure they are local. No fukking around.

I remember when Malcolm was using my pics on twitter.

What area u scouring? DC?

 

[mastermind]

What area u scouring? DC?

of course.

 

[Gilver]

Plenty of fish is a gold mind if you're looking for an easy shag.

If you're looking for something proper proper, prepare to sift through hundreds of horrors to find the gems. If your craic is any good you'll be fine though.

I often wander back to it if whatever girl i'm seeing/fukking is annoying me.

 

[concise]

euro/african/caribbean/non-US brehs, help me out @Liu Kang @Kunty McPhuck @Gilver @KOTK @BOBN @Bury Da Bwoy @SCORCH

i'm explaining the game of american football to a bunch of foreigners tomorrow. as an american there's so much of it i've internalized that it's hard for me to tell if i'm overlooking any fundamentals that need to be explained to a new viewer. if you watch the nfl/ncaa football, what were some things that really cracked the ice of understanding for you? like after you got this or that concept, the game started to make more sense to you?

i'm not gonna be breaking down tampa 2 or the spread option, just basic stuff to make the game intelligible

thanks brehs. yanks welcome to comment too

let's think back to how I explained it to my dad.

Kickoff, kick ball to other team to start

You have the ball andhave 4 chances (downs) to move the ball ten yards. If you cant, other team gets the ball at that spot.

Why they kick the ball away on 4th chance? They dont want to get stuck in a bad spot, so they kickit away (punt)

 

[concise]

@Brooklynzson sent me a profile of someone that was using my pics on pof

Creeped me the fukk out

not surprised, tbh. That's a reason I was apprehensive about posting pics in that megathread and I won't be doing it again. 100% chance it was one of your fellow coli-brehs.

 

[J.Pinkman]

Too risky to be confident with 3 newcomers, Song gone, and no one knowing what Jack would play like. You were potentially looking at a title challenging team with him. He's 31 no big loss if he leaves on a free.

Selling Van Persie has demoralized the fanbase and diminished the brand.

Either way, like 90% of Arsenals profits over the last few years have come from selling players haven't they? Sure I read that the other day. Wenger will have a job for life. Which board would want to sack the guy that's making them £50m a year?

Can't remember who it was, someone on the board, but the quote was something like 'When Wenger decides to hang up his boots' (with regards to Arsenal) which would suggest Arsene has a job for life.

 

[TTT]

Peter Hill-Wood last season said it wouldn't have been a disaster if the club had failed to be in the Champions league this season. The expectations have been lowered by the Chairman and most likely the board that it is surprising to see all the speculation about Wenger leaving.

 

[BIGDENNIS10UK]

I think he meant they can cope with the loss of the champions league income.

They'll keep arsenal corporation ticking over, while us fans are