Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[ynwa25]

Neymar

 

[NSSVO]

 

[TobiOT]

Benzema To Rodri like "Why didn't you pass!?"

Dude was offside anyhow..

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

You can't tell Mourinho nothing

 

[TobiOT]

You can never say Club Bruges don't know how to celebrate.

In fact they enjoyed their late equaliser at Galatasaray so much that they had two men sent off.

When Krepin Diatta curled home from outside the box deep into injury time to make it 1-1 in Istanbul, you might have expected the drama to be over.

He took his shirt off to celebrate, as modern footballers love to do. Unfortunately he appeared to forget he had already been booked so was shown a second yellow card and a red.

He is the first player to score and be sent off in a Champions League game since Fernando Torres in April 2016 for Atletico Madrid against Barcelona.

In the celebrations, Clinton Mata - who set up the goal - kicked the corner flag, breaking it in the process. He too had already been booked and received a red card.

 

[EQ.]

Oooh now you decide to pop up eh?

Oh @ThrobbingHood...never change bruh

 

[African_brehda]

If this nikka Lewandowski doesn't keep this same energy during the knockouts

 

[African_brehda]

Varane and Umtiti swapped their ability and health for the world cup win

 

[Pressure]

Mourinho a hoe ass nikka, but he brought the fukkery byke

 

[mr x]

Benzema!

 

[Yayo Toure]

If this nikka Lewandowski doesn't keep this same energy during the knockouts

He won't.

 

[Majestic]

ATL madrid better start looking as poch as an option. Think it's time to move on from simeone. This is the first CL in a long time where there isn't a clear favourite.

 

[analog]

José Mourinho apologised to Eric Dier for first-half substitution

Mourinho 2.0 out here mad apologetic:
“We were losing 2-0 in a very difficult moment and one positional midfield player was more than enough. I apologise to Eric, in spite of the fact he knows I did it for the team and not with the intention to hurt him.”

Also, heaping praise on random ball boys:
“To do that you have to be a very good ballboy,” Mourinho said. “I was a very good ballboy between 10 and 15 or 16 years old. The kid understands the game, reads the game. He’s not there just to look at the stands, the lights or the stars. He’s there to watch the game. I tried to invite him to the dressing room at the end but he disappeared.”

The new and improved chosen one byke

 

[EQ.]

José Mourinho apologised to Eric Dier for first-half substitution

Mourinho 2.0 out here mad apologetic:
“We were losing 2-0 in a very difficult moment and one positional midfield player was more than enough. I apologise to Eric, in spite of the fact he knows I did it for the team and not with the intention to hurt him.”

Also, heaping praise on random ball boys:
“To do that you have to be a very good ballboy,” Mourinho said. “I was a very good ballboy between 10 and 15 or 16 years old. The kid understands the game, reads the game. He’s not there just to look at the stands, the lights or the stars. He’s there to watch the game. I tried to invite him to the dressing room at the end but he disappeared.”

The new and improved chosen one byke

Cause he focused! He prolly headed home to watch game tape and review his overall performance

 

[BlackBall]

0-2 now. Oh spuds... never change.