Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[Sensitive Christian Grey]

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[WaveMolecules]

fukking Chile always giving us trouble

Shouldve been 3-1 stupid fukkin refs

 

[Piffiztheanswer]

fukking Chile always giving us trouble

Shouldve been 3-1 stupid fukkin refs

Corrupt conmebol refs and fifa can eat a fat dikk

 

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Nicklas Bendtner has made the shocking claim that footballers using sex workers is a 'widespread phenomenon' and some use prostitutes on the night before matches.

The former Arsenal striker was a controversial figure during his time in England and was considered a 'bad boy' by many due to his run-ins with the law and disciplinary issues.

In his autobiography, 'Both Sides', Bendtner claims that everyone in football knows somebody who has used a prostitute on nights out and that it is too risky to be involved with a 'civilian'.

Bendtner admitted that the reason why footballers use prostitutes is that they cannot be exploited by 'gold diggers' who will threaten to expose their night of passion if certain requirements are not met.

'We're talking about gold-diggers from the nightlife scene who are up for a f*** and then take a photo of you sleeping it off while you're starkers. With those photos as their trump card, they can demand stuff to keep their mouths shut. And they do.

The striker also revealed a woman he had spent the night with demanded a boob job or she would declare she was pregnant with his child.

The Danish forward added: 'I know about loads of incidents involving prostitutes. But I know of just as many stories about extortion via social media.
'One of the girls I've been with comes back and claims I've got her pregnant. That there's a price if she's going to do something about it.' "And what does that mean?" I ask. "It means you've got to pay for a pair of new boobs for me. I want my t*****s fixed," she says. So I end up paying for her trip to the cosmetic surgeon.'

 

[TobiOT]

 

[TobiOT]

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Goalkeepers union.

But the Big Dane forgetting, Hart a) is a dinosaur to what modern coaches want from their keepers, b) He got a left hand side problem.

 

[frush11]

So did we all buying the Wenger book?

Just ordered mine

 

[ScottyG]

shyt is true as fukk.

I was rooting for ole from the start, and I don't exactly think it's all his fault. Players look burned out and there's little depth anywhere besides midfield.

But ancelloti could've easily turned this squad around imo so United need someone with real winning experience.

 

[TobiOT]

So did we all buying the Wenger book?

Just ordered mine

I'll get the audiobook with credit.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

No Grealish again

 

[nahnah]

No Grealish again

shyt is so fukking infuriating

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

shyt is so fukking infuriating

Especially when Waistcoat started Foden vs Iceland.

 

[The axe murderer]

Griezmann

 

[The axe murderer]

No VAR