Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[Trajan]

Bet you if Ramos was still at Madrid he'd be out there on one leg

I know MLS is a retirement league meme, but PSG looking funny with some of these contacts. Has Wijnauldum even had a shirt printed with his name on the back yet?

PSG always with other team's washed up or unwanted players

Herrera, Wijnaldum, Icardi, Moise Kean etc

They're always linked with everyone...

 

[Trajan]

I swear PSG are cursed in big matches. Always losing key players. Veratti, Neymar, Mbappe now Ramos.

Physios need to be sacked.

They gifted Chelsea Thiago Silva to bring in someone around his age and more injury prone

They love a name brand

 

[Ukbrotha]

 

[African_brehda]

My first touch will let everyone know I’m an imposter

 

[Max B]

tempted to neg. he's Tottenham level at best. why don't you get him?

After Roman sells your club. It will be chelski level type of signing little nikka

 

[Yehuda]

These two players Ekambi and Dembélé can't finish for shyt Porto is gonna win this.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

These two players Ekambi and Dembélé can't finish for shyt Porto is gonna win this.

 

[Yehuda]

 

[NSSVO]

My first touch will let everyone know I’m an imposter

I am way too bulky. I will have to get one of those baggy 90's jerseys and shyt

I did do well 3 years ago in my class Twisted my ankle on the court, and my a$$hole teammates clapped me off like I was out for the year.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

My first touch will let everyone know I’m an imposter

So you basically Adam Johnson/Gylfi Siguardsson.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Spoiler

 

[SCORCH]

 

[Piffiztheanswer]

That pepe / paqueta head clash was brutal

 

[MikelArteta]

Bet you if Ramos was still at Madrid he'd be out there on one leg

I know MLS is a retirement league meme, but PSG looking funny with some of these contacts. Has Wijnauldum even had a shirt printed with his name on the back yet?

this dude has played in 5 matches all year
after playing in like 20 plus for the previous 17 years