Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[MikelArteta]

Traveling all the way to Luton when Heathrow and Gatwick are closer


I suggest Chelsea go the Narco Airways route and make the players parachute out.

brehs landing 5 min before kickoff


brehs running through the airport like the mccallister family after the ref gives 8 min of et to catch that last flight back to london, knowing they can't afford to stay the night

 

[Yayo Toure]

Chelsea will probably be OK.

Everton are the ones in real trouble.

 

[Montez]

Harchester United type beat.

Surely Chelsea got some money in the walls. Traveling like NBA teams in the 70s can't be life.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

brehs landing 5 min before kickoff


brehs running through the airport like the mccallister family after the ref gives 8 min of et to catch that last flight back to london, knowing they can't afford to stay the night

Kante Fred Flintstone's his Mini

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Chelsea will probably be OK.

Everton are the ones in real trouble.

They ain't getting no 70m for DCL for starters.

 

[TobiOT]

 

[Bboystyle]

Yeah man i still catch her texting him sometimes

But in bigger news bro…YA CLUBS DEAD

My club is fine. Your club however

 

[WaveGang]

I cant fukking stand Chelsea I grew up close to the stadium, Chelsea fans are dikkheads, always surprised to see black Chelsea fans.

And Craven Cottage is a shyt hole

 

[JDH]

brehs landing 5 min before kickoff


brehs running through the airport like the mccallister family after the ref gives 8 min of et to catch that last flight back to london, knowing they can't afford to stay the night

 

[Montez]

Chelsea fans about to have their own 1/6 riots.

 

[MikelArteta]

I cant fukking stand Chelsea I grew up close to the stadium, Chelsea fans are dikkheads, always surprised to see black Chelsea fans.

And Craven Cottage is a shyt hole

 

[null]

Enjoy mid-table you blood money inflated Watford Millwall.

 

[Trajan]

Question. Does PSG failures really come down to the fact that it has no real organic feel to it.

Without a doubt. It's a failled galacticos project. They're like a roided up fighter with awe-inspiring physique who doesn't know how to react when someone his size hits back. Just cowers and runs away. More suited to selling action figures than fighting

Despite also being a soulless plastic club, City are run way more sustainably. The team is built around Pep's vision and no one player is bigger than the club. Everyone gets rotated and no one is above getting dropped. Pep would spaz on anyone trying what the PSG lot get away with.

He might lowkey be a fraud, but this is bigger than Poch's spursiness. It's the same story no matter who's in charge.

They need to commit to a longer term project but they want success and glamour yesterday

 

[Roid Jones]

OK, Chelsea are going to be deducted 50 points and slide down the football pyramid.

 

[THEREALBRAND]

Without a doubt. It's a failled galacticos project. They're like a roided up fighter with awe-inspiring physique who doesn't know how to react when someone his size hits back. Just cowers and runs away. More suited to selling action figures than fighting

So PSG is the Borrachinha of football