Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[MikelArteta]

I hadn't heard of this Erling Haaland kid cause I pretty much only follow soccer for World Cup. Looked it up and the kid has scored 115 goals in 115 games since he turned 19 and joined the senior squad. That's fukking ridiculous.

he's a beast and he's only 22

 

[gho3st]

he's a beast and he's only 22

Never forget united had a chance to buy him but turned it down bc they wanted a release clause in the contract


when we look back. Well realize Ole wasnt the 1st or 2nd problem at UTD during his tenure

 

[MikelArteta]

Never forget united had a chance to buy him but turned it down bc they wanted a release clause in the contract


when we look back. Well realize Ole wasnt the 1st or 2nd problem at UTD during his tenure

even looking at what man city paid they got a damn steal. Highway robbery!

Haaland would go for like 200 million euros now

 

[African_brehda]

even looking at what man city paid they got a damn steal. Highway robbery!

Haaland would go for like 200 million euros now

A steal and highway robbery is an understatement. This is like when England stole gold from Africa

 

[African_brehda]

only follow soccer for World Cup

There’s a chance you’d have never heard about him. Norway might never see the World Cup.

12 years from now you find out about some non World Cup playing cac with 700 goals in 700 games and you’d be confused as fukk

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

Updated thread title has me dying

 

[Roberto Firmino]

Sounding like Bic Vic might get some minutes tomorrow


It's the early game too

On the bench


We byke motherfukkers

 

[African_brehda]

Hope for his sake this happens

 

[Jaylen Tatum]

Hope for his sake this happens

No way they pay 100m for him

 

[EA]

Kane would eat in that Bayern system. He deserves better than Spurs so I hope it happens for him.

 

[Ukbrotha]

Hope for his sake this happens

I dont see this happening. I dont see Bayern paying that and Spurs accepting it. Plus Kane wants PL record.

 

[African_brehda]

I dont see this happening. I dont see Bayern paying that and Spurs accepting it. Plus Kane wants PL record.

I’ve said it before, and I’m saying it again, Kane will forget about that PL goal record for a guaranteed league trophy and a legit shot at the UCL.

What’s the point in being the PL top scorer and never winning the trophy?

You gamble on being EPL top scorer, then Haaland decides to stay at City for 15 years

 

[African_brehda]

No way they pay 100m for him

Seeing how much they paid for De Ligt and Lucas, I honestly won’t be surprised

 

[THEREALBRAND]

I had to take a break from football for a few days after last week’s debacle.

I have no positive expectations for today

 

[jj23]

The disgust in his facial expression say it all

Never go ask Keane for a photo

I rate him for shyt like that

Roy on that as @anotherman for a photo type creh...type energy