Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[hashmander]

Copa America is a lock, that I can tell. If they win the World Cup, I’ll be fully on board with football superstition outside Africa.


But england so poor, even the Queens death couldn’t get them the WC

the queen's death has already been allocated to arsenal winning the league. she's going to pull all obstacles down to her.

 

[TOAD99]

Spurs couldn’t do one thing right

 

[The ADD]

from golden boot to jozy altidore

Harsh

 

[MikelArteta]

we folded quicker than 69 in court fam

 

[nyknick]

loads of city fans didn't even get up off their seats for that haha. Spoiled rotton

The sound system guy better update his resume

 

[nahnah]

The sound system guy better update his resume

They need to watch old videos of Andy Morrison, Jamie Pollock and Jeff Whitley for an hour. They'd soon be grateful

 

[Ukbrotha]

The sound system guy better update his resume

They barely sang when they were winning. What was he expecting?

 

[Sensitive Christian Grey]

Did this man Expressions get his selling voice from Jeff Stelling?

 

[African_brehda]

@TobiOT

 

[br82186]

Liked how we closed this deal quick and quietly

 

[MikelArteta]

Liked how we closed this deal quick and quietly

:sadboehly:

 

[Ukbrotha]

Must be one of the worst rumours ever. Not because he's not an awesome player but because he must have a medical degree with how much time he spends at the doctors'.

 

[jj23]

Liked how we closed this deal quick and quietly

Gotta close these deals before Chelsea comes poaching. It's like when there was a greedy breh at school and you would eat your snacks quickly before he saw you....

 

[African_brehda]

His PK technique is fukking crazy

 

[African_brehda]

Must be one of the worst rumours ever. Not because he's not an awesome player but because he must have a medical degree with how much time he spends at the doctors'.

Tbf, he has MASSIVELY improved in that department from how he was earlier.