Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

OneManGang

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Whatever special angel busy you are smoking, hook me up breh
Act like Kai Havertz isn’t scoring and assisting at an elite clip right now brehs

The bad juju will be washed and he’ll retard strength his way to a dominant number 9. Liverpool hating though they won’t sell to us :stopitslime:
 

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Act like Kai Havertz isn’t scoring and assisting at an elite clip right now brehs

The bad juju will be washed and he’ll retard strength his way to a dominant number 9. Liverpool hating though they won’t sell to us :stopitslime:
Uruguay have produced elite strikers: Forlán, Suarez, Cavani. Núñez is not in the conversation at all. Severely underwhelming. I’d rather Arteta spend the money on a winger than waste it on him.
 

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Uruguay have produced elite strikers: Forlán, Suarez, Cavani. Núñez is not in the conversation at all. Severely underwhelming. I’d rather Arteta spend the money on a winger than waste it on him.
To be fair, the only advantage is his bursts through the centre. Kai may legit get some sitters that even he can't miss.
 

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Y’all underplaying how fukking big and strong and fast bro is. Plus his movement is top tier. With the service he’d be getting and his work rate he’d be a fan favorite within 45 minutes. No he ain’t Suarez or Cavani but he isn’t a complete donkey :heh:
 

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Y’all underplaying how fukking big and strong and fast bro is. Plus his movement is top tier. With the service he’d be getting and his work rate he’d be a fan favorite within 45 minutes. No he ain’t Suarez or Cavani but he isn’t a complete donkey :heh:

They see the howler clips and think he stinks, but he creates chaos in the final third every time he's on the pitch. He's definitely better than Jesus and Trossard.
 

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They see the howler clips and think he stinks, but he creates chaos in the final third every time he's on the pitch. He's definitely better than Jesus and Trossard.
He’d be the best pure number 9 right away, mostly bc we don’t have one :russ: but also because of his attributes. I love making fun of him and how unlucky he is/his technical on the ball deficiencies…but he’s a specimen of a player. The goals will flow in the right team and situation.
 

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He not wrong but in the future we're gonna be the old heads arguing with goofy youtubers about him and messi in their prime like dudes on here argue about 90s nba or old heads who saw em argue about george best, di Stefano or pele greatness.
How fast he gon reach 1000?
 
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