Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[SCORCH]

you need the 'quick little things' thread, everyone here will be too nice to say she dont wanna fukk with you

 

[mastermind]

 

[Grams]

And last week she hit me with the "you should take me to a soccer game some time " I'm not playing no games no more

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

Breehhhs this is what I'm saying. I've been ready to Michael Essien kick her to the curb but she recently hit me up talking about "we should get something to eat sometime " like I don't wanna seem like I'm lame and don't know how to deal with these slags but this is some fookery right here. @Bury Da Bwoy that's what I was thinking. Pissss takeee "I'd rather read a book". Foreal

Mate...the whole "i'll see you sometime" thing is still too vague...she's playing you breh...

I even just turned to my girl to ask if what I was saying was gospel, and she said to me that if that girl really liked you, whether she likes watching movies or not would be irrelevant, she'd just be trying to chill with you anyway. And my point is, even if I tell a girl to come over to watch a film or some sh1t, aint no film getting watched

Ultimately, if ole girl was feeling you, she'd work her schedule to see you. I say, set a finite date, like, come we're going for drinks on such and such day, if you're not on it...bushes

you gotta vbalue your time like she values her puccy

 

[Grams]

@ the fan raising the flag like he supports Porto

 

[mastermind]

Best Midfielder in the World

and you're talking about Rambo

 

[SCORCH]

Ramires

 

[Lakerman0834]

neymars flop game is

 

[Montez]

And last week she hit me with the "you should take me to a soccer game some time " I'm not playing no games no more

She looking for a sponsor breh, OFT doesn't endorse that.

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

She looking for a sponsor breh, OFT doesn't endorse that.

the breh montez dun luddd dees hauexs

 

[yoyoyo1]

neymar is a fakkit, that ref is a fakkit, barcelona are fakkits

typical bailout call

 

[Liu Kang]

So, should I quote all you #ArseneMandem scared as hell after the Villa game when y'all thought you were about to have a shytty season ?
Arsene will go down as one of the GOATs, and his wisdom should never be questioned anymore

 

[Montez]

I refused to get another man's name on a jersey past the age of 18 but Ramadan and Ozil are pushing me real close.

So, should I quote all you #ArseneBoyz scared as hell after the Villa game when y'all thought you were about to have a shytty season ?
Arsene will go down as one of the GOATs, and his wisdom should never be questioned anymore

He's the greatest fraud detector ever but the summer was some fukkery (Bender, Suarez). Ancelotti and Perez saved us.

 

[Roadie pipeher]

napoli squad giving my african breh's a ran with their hairstyles or is it just me?

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

She'll be like:






like if she thinks I'm some ugly nikka she might as well tell me so I can move on innit

Breehhhs this is what I'm saying. I've been ready to Michael Essien kick her to the curb but she recently hit me up talking about "we should get something to eat sometime " like I don't wanna seem like I'm lame and don't know how to deal with these slags but this is some fookery right here. @Bury Da Bwoy that's what I was thinking. Pissss takeee "I'd rather read a book". Foreal

Its one of 3 things, a} she has a cock, b} a bucket size snatch or c} shes just not that into you