Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[Funcrusher]

Following my previous post, did any of you hear of the guy that fell off the stand during the Ajax game? Terrible, terrible accident. Fell on his head from 6 meters, lucky if he'll live and even then, ever function properly at all. The pictures were absolutely horrifying.

 

[Liu Kang]

Following my previous post, did any of you hear of the guy that fell off the stand during the Ajax game? Terrible, terrible accident. Fell on his head from 6 meters, lucky if he'll live and even then, ever function properly at all. The pictures were absolutely horrifying.

Yeah, fell straight on his head but I don't understand how he didn't try to protect himself from the fall with his hands... Rumors have him tripping on LSD

 

[Montez]

This dude might be the most overrated striker in the world. Can't believe so many people are shocked he is moving on. Decent striker but no world beater.

WTF at Everton youth...

This love of tackling. I will never get it.

 

[yoyoyo1]

This dude might be the most overrated striker in the world. Can't believe so many people are shocked he is moving on. Decent striker but no world beater.

breh, Defoe is legitimately Tottenham's top scorer right now

 

[EQ.]

breh, Defoe is legitimately Tottenham's top scorer right now

he's been busy flat track bullying Chlmydia Krakow and cohorts

 

[yoyoyo1]

he's been busy flat track bullying Chlmydia Krakow and cohorts

He's done what he could with the opportunity he's been given. Leading scorer

 

[mastermind]

Chlmydia Krakow may be the GOAT name :wowjb:

@Montez

 

[EQ.]

He's done what he could with the opportunity he's been given. Leading scorer

Look, the team is trash juice, i will admit that but dont you dare say defoe is the best forward in the team

 

[EQ.]

Avb sent the first teamers to norway to make a point

This nikka is gettin a P45 on sunday evening.

 

[thatrapsfan]

I might cross over back to TFC. Defoe might be selfish as hell but he's not Best striker in the MLS already?

 

[EQ.]

I might cross over back to TFC. Defoe might be selfish as hell but he's not Best striker in the MLS already?

Dude is in tremendous shape his main flaw is intelligence/decision making...he'lldo well in for TFC.

 

[Gandolpiffini]

Lol good luck the mls lives buying scraps

 

[mastermind]

Lol good luck the mls lives buying scraps

should just buy all of Spurs then, iyo?

 

[Funcrusher]

Yeah, fell straight on his head but I don't understand how he didn't try to protect himself from the fall with his hands... Rumors have him tripping on LSD

Lots of rumors, also that he was pushed, police says he was not though. But a fall from that height, even when you use your hands, the impact will smack your face into the ground when you go head first. He probably wasn't expecting it either, he was just celebrating the 2-0. If he dies, the guy literally died celebrating an Ajax goal. The tributes during the next home game will be like never seen before.

 

[Obama Era Survivor]

Lol good luck the mls lives buying scraps

Best Retirement League in the world