Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[Mané Swagincha]

So apparently we're pretty strongly linked with some player named Everton Ribeiro from Cruzeiro and he actually has a desire to play for us (I'm legit pretty shocked at that). @horse. kills , @Hollister , and my other Brazilian league watching brehs, what's the word on dude?

Hope we go after Song in January too. Should be rather cheap.

Do it, won best footballer of the year leading us to the title and he's only 23. Reminds you Juan Mata a bit. Tell em give me 50 million...

Scored this beauty in the Copa do Brasil

 

[BLAZO da GAWD]

Do it, won best footballer of the year leading us to the title and he's only 23. Reminds you Juan Mata a bit. Tell em give me 50 million...

Scored this beauty in the Copa do Brasil

Moyes and Woodward will find a way to fukk it up.

 

[dirty_yo]

Do you brehs ever question why in the fukk out of all those likkle sperms no bukkake you were the one that made it through?

You keep trying, but all you nikkas is good for is deep frying
They told your daddy, in him, a great gene was hiding
Well he should’ve kept it in his jeans
Your life would’ve had a better fight on a bed sheet drying

 

[raidersreceiver]

Do it, won best footballer of the year leading us to the title and he's only 23. Reminds you Juan Mata a bit. Tell em give me 50 million...

Scored this beauty in the Copa do Brasil

reminds me of this

 

[dirty_yo]

@Kunty McPhuck that UW card is looking tasty as hell nohomo

Every match up has the potential for fukkery and classicness. I think I might quit watching battle rap after that event and just become a full fledged bat mo bill

 

[Liu Kang]

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On the same note I feel people don't give rep enough and just give a cheap dap for something quality, when they SHOULD be repping.

You must spread reputation to at least 40 other user(s) before you can give reputation to yoyoyo1 again.

 

[Liu Kang]

Pohang Steelers win championship against Ulsan in the last minute of the season

I can't help but laugh at #22, absolutely stuck in the grass while all his comrades are relentlessly trying to prevent that ball from passing the line.
The commentary is hilarious too. I like when one of the commentators can only express themselves in onomatopoeia when the fukkery is too big for him to comprehend. Like they brains can't fathom what's happening and words are too complicated to come out so they are reduced to sounds.
CHOHH ! OHHH ! KOH ! OHH ! CHOOOHH ! KOH ! CHOOH ! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH !!!

 

[Montez]

So apparently we're pretty strongly linked with some player named Everton Ribeiro from Cruzeiro and he actually has a desire to play for us (I'm legit pretty shocked at that). @horse. kills , @Hollister , and my other Brazilian league watching brehs, what's the word on dude?

Hope we go after Song in January too. Should be rather cheap.

United fans seem to rate this dude so much.

Mills, awarded an MBE after a career that included 43 England caps, was manager of Stoke in the 1980s when teenage apprentices at the club were allegedly subjected to a punishment ritual also known as "the Finger," whereby a goalkeeper's glove was smeared with heat cream and used in a sexual assault.

Stoke are now facing a civil case for damages after a former trainee, George Blackstock, started action against the club for a breach of duty, claiming he was left with post-traumatic stress because the first-team goalkeeper, Peter Fox, perpetrated the act upon him in the first-team dressing room at the now-demolished Victoria Ground.

Other cases are "in the wings", the court was told, as more alleged victims from Stoke initiate their own claims, alleging separate incidents caused them post-traumatic stress and depression. Blackstock's case is that, in another incident, a group of first-team players held him down and placed a hot teapot against his bare backside.

http://www.theguardian.com/football...l-assault-claims-george-blackstock?CMP=twt_gu

 

[BLAZO da GAWD]

United fans seem to rate this dude so much.

Dude, have you seen our midfield play this year? It's nearly impossible to be worse than it has been. Even an average Song is better than our current midfielders' best, minus Carrick.

 

[Grams]

You keep trying, but all you nikkas is good for is deep frying
They told your daddy, in him, a great gene was hiding
Well he should’ve kept it in his jeans
Your life would’ve had a better fight on a bed sheet drying

Probably

 

[Montez]

Dude, have you seen our midfield play this year? It's nearly impossible to be worse than it has been. Even an average Song is better than our current midfielders' best, minus Carrick.

Buy wrong buy twice. If it's a loan, then cool but buying

Outside of his deep lying play making ability I don't really see what he adds to United.

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

Buy wrong buy twice. If it's a loan, then cool but buying

Outside of his deep lying play making ability I don't really see what he adds to United.

he can also press and tackle.

We wont get him anyway, hes arsenal at heart

 

[gho3st]

Buy wrong buy twice. If it's a loan, then cool but buying

Outside of his deep lying play making ability I don't really see what he adds to United.

you top of the league bruh.... tryna come here like you care about United

 

[mastermind]

Buy wrong buy twice.\

 

[Montez]

he can also press and tackle.

We wont get him anyway, hes arsenal at heart

So was Van Persie.

Alex Song's offensive side of his game is more useful than his defensive side. Outside Dortmund (A) a few years back he wasn't the best defensive midfielder. His vision, lying deep and supplying those balls over the top are his strengths.

you top of the league bruh.... tryna come here like you care about United

Not my style man, Ultimately I would love to see you collapse like Liverpool and loved spending 27 million on Fellaini but I'm a fair man. United can do better than Song. Matuidi's contract is running down. Madrid could throw Modric in the bushes if the Gundogan stories are true. Ross Barkley?

This Worldwide Wes business is