Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[Roaden Polynice]

I always had a theory that having one girl on lock >>>>>> tryna be alpha wolf smashing new girls every weekend. According to the coli p*ssy is p*ssy so smashing one girl 6-7 times a week is >>>>>>> maaaaaybe smashing 1 new girl every weekend if you're clinical with it

Indeed. One night stands are invariably characterized by terrible sex and unneeded anxiety (was she clean? Etc) Having a one night stand where the sex is good and fulfilling is few and far between I reckon.

I was talking with my dental hygienist and she's one of those girls from a small town, got married at like 23 or something to some dude from high school and she was telling me how she wished she could go out get drunk be single and have one night stands every weekend.

I didn't have the heart to tell her that her husband lost and it's not all it's cracked up to be and can get old quick. But I found it funny that some broads really believe that sex an the city life is glamorous. As if random dikk and shoes can be fulfilling at all :avbehh:

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Indeed. One night stands are invariably characterized by terrible sex and unneeded anxiety (was she clean? Etc) Having a one night stand where the sex is good and fulfilling is few and far between I reckon.

I was talking with my dental hygienist and she's one of those girls from a small town, got married at like 23 or something to some dude from high school and she was telling me how she wished she could go out get drunk be single and have one night stands every weekend.

I didn't have the heart to tell her that her husband lost and it's not all it's cracked up to be and can get old quick. But I found it funny that some broads really believe that sex an the city life is glamorous. As if random dikk and shoes can be fulfilling at all :avbehh:

She just wants new cock to try.

 

[yoyoyo1]

I didn't have the heart to tell her that her husband lost and it's not all it's cracked up to be and can get old quick. But I found it funny that some broads really believe that sex an the city life is glamorous. As if random dikk and shoes can be fulfilling at all :avbehh:

that show really fukked shyt up for people. males, and especially females (though of course they will never admit it).. some kind of self-destructive "independence" that eventually makes them a worse person, and everyone unhappier at the end.

 

[yoyoyo1]

How much money did he go for? Castilla and Barca B must be investing or there's some corruption going on (no shyt right), these clubs are competing with top European ones.

São Paulo's Casemiro went some years ago to Madrid B and is already in the professional team, Santos' Willian Jose just followed suit, and Gaby Gol (shyt nickname, almost as shyt as that Gustavo Adebayor kid that's shining in the SP Youth Cup) looks to be heading to Barce B as all that Neymar money is supposed to give Barcelona first option on Santos players

no money, the guy was a bum.. he wasnt a barcelona product, but bought specifically to play for the reserve team.. which is weird.

they have to be investing like crazy, but considering the players who have come from those teams it seems well worth it

Red Bulls fans gotta be worried. That defense is looking mighty .

Meanwhile TFC, DCU, and the Union are all vastly improved.

I'm looking at this like Man United last season and the ones before.. they were contenders but you knew their weakness would catch up to them eventually. sure they were 1st place in the league on points but realistically they were maybe the 5th/6th best team. and with this getting no young replacements or depth, and relying on a bunch of old guys again.. due for a horrible season

 

[Mané Swagincha]

As if random p*ssy and shoes can be fulfilling at all :avbehh:

Fixed and...

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

you guys hear about Osvaldo beating up Fonte at training.

Left him bloodied up apparently, didnt he punch lamela when both were at roma aswell

 

[Arrogance.]

Damn, I really can't wait for CL football to start again.

 

[yoyoyo1]

you guys hear about Osvaldo beating up Fonte at training.

Left him bloodied up apparently, didnt he punch lamela when both were at roma aswell

dont even know what team this is

southampton?

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

you guys hear about Osvaldo beating up Fonte at training.

Left him bloodied up apparently, didnt he punch lamela when both were at roma aswell

Osvaldo's nuts, he even admits that himself

 

[dennis roadman]

Red Bulls fans gotta be worried. That defense is looking mighty .

Meanwhile TFC, DCU, and the Union are all vastly improved.

 

[King Theo]

I always had a theory that having one girl on lock >>>>>> tryna be alpha wolf smashing new girls every weekend. According to the coli p*ssy is p*ssy so smashing one girl 6-7 times a week is >>>>>>> maaaaaybe smashing 1 new girl every weekend if you're clinical with it

This is the theory i rock with and im not saying the same girl for the rest of your life..... just girls you have chemistry with but not too much mentally for a few months then on to the next

Indeed. One night stands are invariably characterized by terrible sex and unneeded anxiety (was she clean? Etc) Having a one night stand where the sex is good and fulfilling is few and far between I reckon.

I was talking with my dental hygienist and she's one of those girls from a small town, got married at like 23 or something to some dude from high school and she was telling me how she wished she could go out get drunk be single and have one night stands every weekend.

I didn't have the heart to tell her that her husband lost and it's not all it's cracked up to be and can get old quick. But I found it funny that some broads really believe that sex an the city life is glamorous. As if random dikk and shoes can be fulfilling at all :avbehh:

that show really fukked shyt up for people. males, and especially females (though of course they will never admit it).. some kind of self-destructive "independence" that eventually makes them a worse person, and everyone unhappier at the end.

i was just talking to a breh about this the other day whilst we are have a few drinks. these broads have really tried to live the sex and the city life and they think they are happy when they really aren't

and now this how girls is doing the same fukking thing. these girls are trying to so hard to draw parallels that they will make those parallels happen

 

[Montez]

i was just talking to a breh about this the other day whilst we are have a few drinks. these broads have really tried to live the sex and the city life and they think they are happy when they really aren't

and now this how girls is doing the same fukking thing. these girls are trying to so hard to draw parallels that they will make those parallels happen

Best thing for everyone is them dating tbh. As long as they don't have diseases or kids or a rep among your peoples, why not let em have fun.

I will probably marry some random whore from Houston but it's for the best.

 

[Scottie Drippin]

I wish death on any gentleman in any way, shape, or form bemoaning these Carrie-ites out here looking for whirlwind weekends with a breh of my ilk and buying purses on Monday instead of sending that good morning text.

CURSES UPON ALL YOUR HOUSES

You all sound as sad and empty as these characters your describing.

Close the theater down, brehs.

You feel me?

Stop projecting

 

[Hater]

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Essien and his 51 year old knees