Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[Ari Gold Bawse]

funny your talking about degrees.

you will never guess where i saw a guy i knew from secondary school working. He went to uni in Surrey and has a art degree, never really fukked with him as he was wierd but some of my other mates did.

Walked in my local Ladbrokes (betting shop) two weeks ago to put on some accumulators and he was there working . The look on his face when he saw me was priceless, had a quick convo with him, he started negging himself because i caught him slipping, before i walked out i said "So i should tell my little cousin not to do art at Uni?"

love this thread

 

[Grams]

Typical Coli yute response can only deal with gifs and smileys. You wouldnt think that you had some form of decent education behind you.

You wont win this war, so you should wave your white flag like you do with women. you aint even original with your tactics

I said put me on ignore lmao @ war

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

I said put me on ignore lmao @ war

WWhy would i put you on ignore?. You think tryin to reverse what I said to your fellow United fan is goin to work on me, I'm made of sterner stuff breh. And i want to see the crybaby shyt you goin to bytch about next.

 

[SCORCH]

What's the bet tho?

If Man City score 2 goals or more against Chelsea on Monday night you ban me for a month. If they don't you ban @-YDB- for a month

chelsea will keep city from scoring at least 2 goals

cant do it in good conscience, this is some brainwashed homer fan shyt

Do it, I could do with a month off.

Nah but seriously, if there's any team that can put the clamps on City in the league it's Chelsea.

They played them really well at the Bridge and they're a much better team now than they were then.

And I seriously doubt City will be as gung-ho as they have been, and with Aguero out Pellegrini has the perfect excuse for playing an extra midfielder like Garcia/Milner. I would LOVE it if City tried 4-4-2 with Dzeko.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

C students make money, A students grade papers.

College is pointless outside the drinking and casual sex, which in my field is the norm

Ha I use to love that saying in law school, it was the average persons mantra "A students become professors, B students become judges, C students make money"

It's so quaint and fills you with hope even though the more accurate saying is "A students make money, B students struggle, C students do the Grams"

And fukk being despondent at not doing anything 25.

Every one of my peers is doing fukk all, having an entry level job making 40-60 a year but knowing in their heart of hearts they're drifting just like everyone else.

Balls to that. I've spent my 20s weeding out the shyt I don't like and winnowing down to the things I do, so I'm quite alright, now the real work begins.

I think the struggle is really ignoring what your peers are doing. People in their 20s like to posture, front like everything is alright which wears on you when you begin comparing your paltry income to their slightly more yet paltry income. That's what really gets on my boobamajugs, when someone I know isn't better than me is making more than me and is seemingly more stable. I've been working on that tho

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

funny your talking about degrees.

you will never guess where i saw a guy i knew from secondary school working. He went to uni in Surrey and has a art degree, never really fukked with him as he was wierd but some of my other mates did.

Walked in my local Ladbrokes (betting shop) two weeks ago to put on some accumulators and he was there working . The look on his face when he saw me was priceless, had a quick convo with him, he started negging himself because i caught him slipping, before i walked out i said "So i should tell my little cousin not to do art at Uni?"

love this thread

why you do him like that though...you could've just let him slide and bathe in his innerthought ether.

seriously though, art degrees are worth less than the paper they're printed on.


@Montez breh, I allowed that sh1t the next day, don't even worry. OFT is fam, and fam squabble all the time

 

[Grams]

WWhy would i put you on ignore?. You think tryin to reverse what I said to your fellow United fan is goin to work on me, I'm made of sterner stuff breh. And i want to see the crybaby shyt you goin to bytch about next.

So you admit that you on my dikk 24/7?

 

[SCORCH]

Ha I use to love that saying in law school, it was the average persons mantra "A students become professors, B students become judges, C students make money"

It's so quaint and fills you with hope even though the more accurate saying is "A students make money, B students struggle, C students do the Grams"

And fukk being despondent at not doing anything 25.

Every one of my peers is doing fukk all, having an entry level job making 40-60 a year but knowing in their heart of hearts their drifting just like everyone else.

Balls to that. I've spent my 20s weeding out the shyt I don't like and winnowing down to the things I do, so I'm quite alright, now the real work begins.

I think the struggle is really ignoring what your peers are doing. People in their 20s like to posture, front like everything is alright which wears on you when you begin comparing your paltry income to their slightly more yet paltry income. That's what really gets on my boobamajugs, when someone I know isn't better than me is making more than me and is seemingly more stable. I've been working on that tho

And social media has made it even worse. Now you have countless mugs sat at home feeling depressed because they've spent an hour facebook stalking acquaintances who are on seemingly never-ending exotic holidays and balling with their little money.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

So you admit that you on my dikk 24/7?

Nah, you just always complaining about some silly shyt or another, alot of the time I come into the thread whatever page it is on at that moment.

 

[mastermind]

a big problems with our generation in our 20s is that we think the grass is greener on the other side. We have no idea if they painted that lawn or used photoshop to make it look greener, or if its even their picture. WE just think they are all doing better.

I know that because I did for years too, but I realized Im pretty happy with where I am right now. Not ideal, but I am happy. Happy and also realizing im not old and decrepit and dont have 2 or 3 kids I have to think about.

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

why you do him like that though...you could've just let him slide and bathe in his innerthought ether.

seriously though, art degrees are worth less than the paper they're printed on.


@Montez breh, I allowed that sh1t the next day, don't even worry. OFT is fam, and fam squabble all the time

just never liked the guy so i wanted to give him a little kick, he was one of those guys addicted to Runescape. While most were in the playground playing football and basketball he was huddled in a corner with other people discussing tactics for their next battle

 

[Grams]

Nah, you just always complaining about some silly shyt or another, alot of the time I come into the thread whatever page it is on at that moment.

But you dont wanna ignore me

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

I think the struggle is really ignoring what your peers are doing. People in their 20s like to posture, front like everything is alright which wears on you when you begin comparing your paltry income to their slightly more yet paltry income. That's what really gets on my boobamajugs, when someone I know isn't better than me is making more than me and is seemingly more stable. I've been working on that tho

the breh penfield hit the fuccing nail on the head

I think that's the root of my problems. I know ALOT of people in my field, so seeing their instagram pics chilling with celebs, rappers and sh1t kinda grinds me down, because I know i'm way more talented than them.

But to the other point you made, in relation to myself, i'm not doing fack all, i'm just because I haven't done it yet. I know I've got the hard headed determination and balls to get where I want to go (like for example, back in october I had to find £3000 out of thin air within a timeframe of 3 weeks otherwise I was literally fucced, like seriously game over fucced, and I managed to do it without breaking a sweat) , so I guess i'm basically just impatient and want it now. I'm a product of my generation

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

But you dont wanna ignore me

Nope

 

[SCORCH]

a big problems with our generation in our 20s is that we think the grass is greener on the other side. We have no idea if they painted that lawn or used photoshop to make it look greener, or if its even their picture. WE just think they are all doing better.

I know that because I did for years too, but I realized Im pretty happy with where I am right now. Not ideal, but I am happy. Happy and also realizing im not old and decrepit and dont have 2 or 3 kids I have to think about.

Even though I've always kinda liked the idea of being a young dad I'm glad I'm not tbh.