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so im transitioning brehs (reaching out musically)

I was listening to this Spotify mix called "Drive Soundtrack" and I stopped on the Chromatics, particularly this song




This is probably really light and low grade electronic music, but i played their first few albums and I am hooked. :wow:


Chromatics :bow:

The album that song came off of was generally well received by critics fwiw:yeshrug:
 

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When you're writing a paper and you hit a mean wall 2 pages short of the minimum requirement :flabbynsick::flabbynsick::flabbynsick:
 

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When you're writing a paper and you hit a mean wall 2 pages short of the minimum requirement :flabbynsick::flabbynsick::flabbynsick:
thats when I go back and try to extend sentences meaninglessly.

go to the 2nd paragraph and write more meaningless introduction
 

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thats when I go back and try to extend sentences meaninglessly.

go to the 2nd paragraph and write more meaningless introduction
I don't know how I can stretch this 2 more pages breh. I'm writing about why Serie A is broke as fock and how shyt the Italian economy is and I've maxed out at 5



@Kunty McPhuck :lupe:
 

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I don't know how I can stretch this 2 more pages breh. I'm writing about why Serie A is broke as fock and how shyt the Italian economy is and I've maxed out at 5



@Kunty McPhuck :lupe:
what points have you touched on so far?

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there is always another way :wow:
 

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what points have you touched on so far?

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there is always another way :wow:
  • Stadium's shyt infrastructure because local councils own the stadiums instead of the actual team privatizing them jawns
  • Hooliganism discouraging people to go games (:yeshrug:)
  • Sky broadcasting every single game so what's the point of going to games
  • Lack of money for big money transfers. Minus Higuain, Strootman was the biggest transfer in the league :mjlol:
  • No money in general (:manny:)
  • Italy got hit by the Great Recession hard in 07 till now
  • Monti's austerity policies. Letta's tax cuts
  • Austerity protests
  • UEFA sharking Italy's coefficient and giving to der Germans
  • Italy's growing debt
  • Serie A's debt
I'm literally out of any other ideas
 

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  • Stadium's shyt infrastructure because local councils own the stadiums instead of the actual team privatizing them jawns
  • Hooliganism discouraging people to go games (:yeshrug:)
  • Sky broadcasting every single game so what's the point of going to games
  • Lack of money for big money transfers. Minus Higuain, Strootman was the biggest transfer in the league :mjlol:
  • No money in general (:manny:)
  • Italy got hit by the Great Recession hard in 07 till now
  • Monti's austerity policies. Letta's tax cuts
  • Austerity protests
  • UEFA sharking Italy's coefficient and giving to der Germans
  • Italy's growing debt
  • Serie A's debt
I'm literally out of any other ideas
Poor stadium logistics (brehs dont even pay for games, they just walk in)

Bad stadium viewing experiences (San Siro is supposed to be a terrible stadium)

Calciopoli

TV money not split fairly (I think the big clubs still eat the most regardless of place)
 

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Poor stadium logistics (brehs dont even pay for games, they just walk in)

Bad stadium viewing experiences (San Siro is supposed to be a terrible stadium)

Calciopoli

TV money not split fairly (I think the big clubs still eat the most regardless of place)
Almost there ockmoud. I'm writing absolute shyte about these past transfer windows :mjlol: but at the same time it works well with showing how teams can kick around money while Serie A is doing none of it :ld:
 

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United has to be in tank mode. No CL which means they gotta allow the Europa League too. Come back fresh next season after Moyes is sacked and win league. Simple as :mitraillette:
 

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My favored tactic when writing papers was I used to bullshyt for about a page and a half about whatever my topic was and I made it as funny as I could.

Teachers appreciate your humor and novelty over the traditional approaches, mainly because they're reading so many boring ass essays, they come upon yours suddenly you're the cock of the walk. You made them laugh, and that's about as valuable as you breaking down some bullshyt Sylvia Plath poem completely earnestly.

I remember I ranted about Samuel Taylor Coleridge and his harrowing opium addiction for about two pages in one essay I wrote, essentially saying that most writers today ain't shyt and how most people once waking up from epic benders would slink down to Chipotle while Samuel Taylor Coleridge wrote one of the greatest poems in English literature after smoking himself to sleep.

Until I had to write a paper on The Day Of the Locust and ripped into the facade of Hollywood in present day and my English teacher wrote, "very funny paragraphs, but completely unnecessary" :ffs:

He's the one teacher it never worked on. fukker.
 
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so im transitioning brehs (reaching out musically)

I was listening to this Spotify mix called "Drive Soundtrack" and I stopped on the Chromatics, particularly this song




This is probably really light and low grade electronic music, but i played their first few albums and I am hooked. :wow:

I don't really like those vocals. Felt like they could've been meshed with the music better. With that siad, is Spotify worth it....I'm always looking for new music.
 
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