Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[Montez]

complimented her on her dress.

I would be honest, no problem with that. Im just not sure why she should be mad or write me off? We arent in a relationship, and neither is me and ol girl.

I know appearances may look that way, but even when we left I didnt boo up with her. I just walked away. No arm around her or anything

I hear you but females got like a 6th sense with that shyt. The greatest body language experts to ever walk the earth. Women Know especially the older ones.

 

[EQ.]

[QUOTE="Montez, post: 7875443, member: 5581"]Arry's true son. The ability to shift blame and show out for the cameras

This nikka routinely shyts on his players after he fukks up the tactics and its called refreshing.

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His spin game is

, i remember after Southampton game he came through on the post match claiming he single handedly engineered that come back. Keep in mind i watched that game and he spent majority of it in the directors box just kicking..... but for a second i was like

 

[mastermind]

I hear you but females got like a 6th sense with that shyt. The greatest body language experts to ever walk the earth. Women Know especially the older ones.

its quite clear we were together. But I am not in a relationship.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Eh, wasn't really an L.

How I reckon is you made your choice, gotta live with it.

But if you were able to turn it around more power to you

Edit: but it was sorta damned if you damned if you don't. If you woulda ignored her she still wouldn't have responded to you

 

[dennis roadman]

@mastermind you are a true gentleman, i woulda pretended to have sprained my ankle on a wet bathroom floor and needed my date to help get me outta there fast before it swells up, but "please dont make a scene of it, its embarrassing"

and it woulda worked too, i'd tell my date she had to drive home just to stem off any doubt whatsoever
im sick brehs im absolutely sick

speaking of sick why did @Grams get banned

 

[mastermind]

Thanks brehs

@mastermind you are a true gentleman, i woulda pretended to have sprained my ankle on a wet bathroom floor and needed my date to help get me outta there fast before it swells up, but "please dont make a scene of it, its embarrassing"

and it woulda worked too, i'd tell my date she had to drive home just to stem off any doubt whatsoever
im sick brehs im absolutely sick

I shoulda done this

woulda been hard to do it at the Kennedy Center tho.

speaking of sick why did @Grams get banned

United lost by 3 goals to City. He gone till... May

 

[dennis roadman]

Thanks brehs

I shoulda done this

woulda been hard to do it at the Kennedy Center tho.

United lost by 3 goals to City. He gone till... May

oh yeah forgot about that dumb bet he made. fukking IDIOT

woulda been hard but wholly possible. go up to that deck on a rainy saturday and "slip". ignore the phone call. hit your date with the aforementioned lines. call ignored woman back, let her bring up the nas show (im angry i didnt go btw, thought i'd be in brazil when it was going on so ignored ticket sales ), and be like " you were there too??!!"

it's disgusting what type of shyt i can come up with under pressure

edit: just saw you already knew she was there, in which case you do the "damn, i looked for you, but shyt was PACKED nahmean"

 

[Montez]

oh yeah forgot about that dumb bet he made. fukking IDIOT

woulda been hard but wholly possible. go up to that deck on a rainy saturday and "slip". ignore the phone call. hit your date with the aforementioned lines. call ignored woman back, let her bring up the nas show (im angry i didnt go btw, thought i'd be in brazil when it was going on so ignored ticket sales ), and be like " you were there too??!!"

it's disgusting what type of shyt i can come up with under pressure

edit: just saw you already knew she was there, in which case you do the "damn, i looked for you, but shyt was PACKED nahmean"

I peeped what kind of scumbaggery you're into and made you my life coach. Applaud this man.

I'm not an a$$hole but I'm willing to say just about anything to a female to get out of anything.

 

[Scottie Drippin]

Man, I pulled the twisted knee to get out of work on a Sat morning and jet down to Miami for an all day extravanza

One of my PROUDEST moments.

 

[Scottie Drippin]

I approached the shyt with an unnerving level of focus and detail, especially as I'd slept for an hour and was definitely still drunk. Mapped out possible scenarios, real talk worked out like, a scatter chart in my head to deal with the multiple trajectories.

And then the damnest thing?

I went ahead ahead and did the fall, full speed, full commitment because I knew the cameras were watching : Tripped over a box while holding another, as I fell grabbed another off the shelf, torpedoed myself full speed into a table. Hopped off the ground real quick because let's be real shyts embarassing you'd pop up ASAP, then there was THAT MOMENT, went to take a step, and my leg just couldn't support my weight. Tried to walk it off around the entire area, then finally went out to talk to management. I was in character for like 15-20mins before anyone else was blessed by my performance. That's dedication

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

I approached the shyt with an unnerving level of focus and detail, especially as I'd slept for an hour and was definitely still drunk. Mapped out possible scenarios, real talk worked out like, a scatter chart in my head to deal with the multiple trajectories.

And then the damnest thing?

I went ahead ahead and did the fall, full speed, full commitment because I knew the cameras were watching : Tripped over a box while holding another, as I fell grabbed another off the shelf, torpedoed myself full speed into a table. Hopped off the ground real quick because let's be real shyts embarassing you'd pop up ASAP, then there was THAT MOMENT, went to take a step, and my leg just couldn't support my weight. Tried to walk it off around the entire area, then finally went out to talk to management. I was in character for like 15-20mins before anyone else was blessed by my performance. That's dedication

 

[Montez]

Don out here like this

 

[dennis roadman]

I peeped what kind of scumbaggery you're into and made you my life coach. Applaud this man.

I'm not an @sshole but I'm willing to say just about anything to a female to get out of anything.

i've laid my scumbaggery to rest. i'm trying to use my finely tuned skills to get ahead professionally now. i've grown so much

but i feel you on that "say anything", no john cusack. even when i've been called out on it by exes/j.o.'s i will never admit defeat. it would get to a point where i know they'd be like "NOBODY can verbally squirm this much yet stand so strong..." and they'd either get tired and wanna believe me or just actually believe me so

Man, I pulled the twisted knee to get out of work on a Sat morning and jet down to Miami for an all day extravanza

One of my PROUDEST moments.

you've gotten out of work on a saturday morning, i got out of a work contract, as in i didnt have to work there anymore and was free to do whatever, due to unnervingly complex family issues

Spoiler

i was not above skewing stories that happened to friends to have them happen to immediate family, or even say someone died. the way i see it, when you push employees to the point of misery, they're liable and essentially permitted to do wild shyt like that. let that be a lesson for anyone in any type of management position.

I approached the shyt with an unnerving level of focus and detail, especially as I'd slept for an hour and was definitely still drunk. Mapped out possible scenarios, real talk worked out like, a scatter chart in my head to deal with the multiple trajectories.

And then the damnest thing?

I went ahead ahead and did the fall, full speed, full commitment because I knew the cameras were watching : Tripped over a box while holding another, as I fell grabbed another off the shelf, torpedoed myself full speed into a table. Hopped off the ground real quick because let's be real shyts embarassing you'd pop up ASAP, then there was THAT MOMENT, went to take a step, and my leg just couldn't support my weight. Tried to walk it off around the entire area, then finally went out to talk to management. I was in character for like 15-20mins before anyone else was blessed by my performance. That's dedication

i know this frame of mind all too well

 

[Scottie Drippin]

i've laid my scumbaggery to rest. i'm trying to use my finely tuned skills to get ahead professionally now. i've grown so much

but i feel you on that "say anything", no john cusack. even when i've been called out on it by exes/j.o.'s i will never admit defeat. it would get to a point where i know they'd be like "NOBODY can verbally squirm this much yet stand so strong..." and they'd either get tired and wanna believe me or just actually believe me so


you've gotten out of work on a saturday morning, i got out of a work contract, as in i didnt have to work there anymore and was free to do whatever, due to unnervingly complex family issues

Spoiler

i was not above skewing stories that happened to friends to have them happen to immediate family, or even say someone died. the way i see it, when you push employees to the point of misery, they're liable and essentially permitted to do wild shyt like that. let that be a lesson for anyone in any type of management position.

i know this frame of mind all too well

Bruh. I was at a party where a drunk driver drove and parked his car on the hood of another car at like 2AM as I was about to go home to get some sleep before work in the AM. Took a photo of that shyt, sent that shyt to my boss claiming it was my car, and walked right the fukk back into the party

Dat contract doe, the streets need the story.

Unless the statute hasn't passed yet

 

[dennis roadman]

Bruh. I was at a party where a drunk driver drove and parked his car on the hood of another car at like 2AM as I was about to go home to get some sleep before work in the AM. Took a photo of that shyt, sent that shyt to my boss claiming it was my car, and walked right the fukk back into the party

Dat contract doe, the streets need the story.

Unless the statute hasn't passed yet

when random shyt happens that facilitates work excuses

that story is on ice until i make my first million