Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[Liu Kang]

The squad

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Yes, @Gilver only heads straight to the goal. That's how he lives.

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And yes, @Hollister does the same. We know how Brazilian wingers play. A shame for @horse. kills who then has to cover the whole left wing.

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And yes, @Grams only heads back. We know he can't attack

 

[Jutt]

The squad

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Yes, @Gilver only heads straigth to the goal. That's how he lives.

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And yes, @Hollister does the same. We know how brazilian wingers plays. A shame for @horse.kills who then has to cover the whole left wing.

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And yes, @Grams only goes back. We know he can't attack

 

[Scottie Drippin]

 

[Max B]

Rumors are Chelsea are prepared to offer Remy Cabella (newcastle target) about 2x the wages NUFC would: £80k v £40k.

Does this mean Hazard is on his way out? or maybe oscar? I highly doubt chelsea can hold on to them esp with rumors of another attacking mid coming in.

 

[EQ.]

The squad

Spoiler

Yes, @Gilver only heads straigth to the goal. That's how he lives.

Spoiler

And yes, @Hollister does the same. We know how brazilian wingers play. A shame for @horse. kills who then has to cover the whole left wing.

Spoiler

And yes, @Grams only heads back. We know he can't attack

the homie grams

 

[Grams]

THIS nikka MADE ME BLACKISCELLLLLLL

 

[Mané Swagincha]

"If he was American, he'd be slumming it up in The Tunnel"

Spending half your life growing up in Newark ting made man tuff bwoy

 

[Grams]

Nah that's a par fam @Liu Kang you on a @concise wave for that

 

[Liu Kang]

Nah that's a par fam @Liu Kang you on a @concise wave for that

at 00:04, "darkness, everybody ! Darkness ! Darkness is spreading !"

 

[Skeet Valentine]

Rumors are Chelsea are prepared to offer Remy Cabella (newcastle target) about 2x the wages NUFC would: £80k v £40k.

Does this mean Hazard is on his way out? or maybe oscar? I highly doubt chelsea can hold on to them esp with rumors of another attacking mid coming in.

mourinho lost faith in brazilians, hes gonna start raiding french players.

but he forgot about one thing

 

[SCORCH]

OFT XI
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RWB: @SCORCH 3400 caps for OFT, he's only taken to the forum 4800 times in total, there may be no man more dedicated to the OFT cause A proper mandem, not even his recent flirtation with the Golden State Warriors has drawn him too far away from his home, and that's just what this tier of the team needs between @yoyoyo1 prodigious inability to settle on being anything and @horse. kills eclectic genetic makeup constantly sending him wayward.

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

Literally had to wait a minute brehdren

My bad breh

Not gonna lie tho, i was ready to bring out the

and all sorts

You missed a step not making @Tuaminator the team physio doe

@Liu Kang that formation mock up breh wish i could rep you for that...the way you did grams man looked like a secret character you'd have to scroll off the menu to get to in a ps1 beat em up

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

My bad breh

Not gonna lie tho, i was ready to bring out the

and all sorts

I will work hard over the next 4 years to make it like Baines did

@Bury Da Bwoy we going to talk about our boy Lewis

Sky are stirring this hard to gain viewers and make controversy but Lewis' comments arent helping

He will beast at Canada like he always does though

 

[SCORCH]

at @mastermind 's ability to watch every film. Before/after I've watched a film I'll look up reviews on the coli to see what the brehs are saying and either @mastermind has started the thread himself or posted in it. Breh doesn't miss shyt.

Speaking of films, I've literally just finished watching Short Term 12. Would definitely recommend

 

[yoyoyo1]

"prodigious inability to settle" though, the truth

at @mastermind 's ability to watch every film. Before/after I've watched a film I'll look up reviews on the coli to see what the brehs are saying and either @mastermind has started the thread himself or posted in it. Breh doesn't miss shyt.

yep, same

and IDK if its just me but movies are useless these days. theres no "must watch" stuff out there aside from lets say, oscar bait. all the top grossing movies are all usually similar big blockbusters. xmen 3, godzilla, really?