Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[Max B]

Lol puerto nuyorkian opening brasil world cup...jlo to the ho..oh!!

Let her eat shes still fine for being old so stop hatin bruh

 

[Gilver]

Made sure to mention Arsenal didn't want him as well.

Everyone lost here.

Cesc wanted Arsenal, got Chelsea.
Arsenal won't sign anyone better and will probably drop out of the top 4 let's be honest.
Chelsea got a player who doesn't suit them.

United title lock.

 

[Max B]

the anger this will cause

Pathetic mercenary..

I feel bad for players like van ginkel smh

 

[Ukbrotha]

I wanted united to sign him.

Was hoping he would rather play for van gaal than Jose.

Oh well.

 

[SCORCH]

Made sure to mention Arsenal didn't want him as well.

Everyone lost here.

Cesc wanted Arsenal, got Chelsea.
Arsenal won't sign anyone better and will probably drop out of the top 4 let's be honest.
Chelsea got a player who doesn't suit them.

United title lock.

Chelsea struggled to break down shyt teams last year. Fabregas is a world-class fraud, he will boss the rubbish like he used to do for Arsenal.

They have Hazard and 'em for the tougher games. Chelsea win the transfer market yet again imho.

 

[Max B]

I wanted united to sign him.

Was hoping he would rather play for van gaal than Jose.

Oh well.

Why ddont yall first get rid of scrubs like fellani and cleverly first before even thinking of getting him

 

[Gilver]

Why ddont yall first get rid of scrubs like fellani and cleverly first before even thinking of getting him

Haha, good point mate.

You've absolutely smashed that.

 

[Ukbrotha]

Why ddont yall first get rid of scrubs like fellani and cleverly first before even thinking of getting him

Admit it, you thought that was funny before you hit post?

 

[yoyoyo1]

Cesc to Chelsea just doesn't seem right.

will Juan Agudelo bounce back? i remember dude was getting that julian green hype a couple of years ago

no doubt he will, if he goes to Hannover that is a very good place for development

 

[Max B]

Admit it, you thought that was funny before you hit post?

Yes bruv massively

 

[naijaboi]

IM CRINE. Portland came back and tied the game

Watched the highlights earlier. Looks like Dallas gooned their way out of a win

 

[mastermind]

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Arsenal won't sign anyone better and will probably drop out of the top 4 let's be honest.

Ramsey>Cesc

Chelsea struggled to break down shyt teams last year. Fabregas is a world-class fraud, he will boss the rubbish like he used to do for Arsenal.

signing a souped up Mata

 

[Ukbrotha]

Yes bruv massively

You won breh.

 

[yoyoyo1]

Sunderland fans may have found the sight of Jozy Altidore scoring two goals as the USA beat Nigeria in a World Cup warm-up game somewhat startling, but Arsène Wenger will not have been surprised.

Arsenal’s manager is famously “not a big fan of international football”. Indeed Wenger is downright sniffy about it. “When you think of international football, you think that it’s a level up,” he says. “But 99% it’s a level down. That’s why I prefer club football.”

Altidore seems to prove his point. After scoring only one Premier League goal in 30 appearances for Sunderland last season he has suddenly morphed into the defender-terrorising striker Jürgen Klinsmann, the USA coach, is pinning his hopes on in the “group of death” that also features Germany, Portugal and Ghana.

Described as a poor man’s Emile Heskey

Surprisingly lightweight when it comes to bullying rival defenders

He was too often dominated both on the ground and aerially

these english are amazing. it's like hope is already at an all-time low with their country so they try to drag other people down with them not even mad - we are and will continue being one of the most optimistic fanbases in the world. they can only look up wishing their team had such promise. these brehs at the tennis even tried talking trash about the USA at sloane stephens press conference??


they're not even trying to be subtle with their trolling these days, I can respect that

surprise for them though, the only people who will bite are like 50 soccer nerds on twitter.

 

[SCORCH]

Where's the breh @BOBN at doe? Probably gonna lol himself to death over this.

shameless

Ramsey>Cesc


signing a souped up Mata

Sold Mata for 37m, signed a better player for 27m. You've got to admit that's pretty impressive tbf