Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[Scottie Drippin]

i apologise breh, i had to strike while it was hot off the presses, you man are collateral damage, if it wasn't for the morons in that thread i'd be right there with you all cheering USA on but they sh1tted on England for no reason so i had to sh1t on them


The amount of negs i've got


That @2meo retard stay on my dicc lol been pulling his strings for the past couple of days like japetto lol

Btw, have any of you lot noticed the strong anti-oft sentiment in that thread? man have been sending a lot of slick shots on the low lol

There are a lot of casuals who are probably the resident experts on the game in their social circles based entirely on moderate amounts of FIFA play that mans tend to expose the hardest. There's that one breh from Higher Learning who I dap un/dap religiously. Breh has to be logging on to like 50 empty notifications daily.

 

[SCORCH]

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no shots breh

Absolute BANGER

 

[Scottie Drippin]

Absolute BANGER

No ifs, ands, or buts about it. That kid BLESSED that song.

Girl let me see you work it
Now we closin curtains
Come right here




Mindblowing how some 13-16 year old Swedish kids are making the waviest R&B and rap records on the planet right now

Sad Boys
Emotional shawties in this
Empire of Emotions

 

[SCORCH]

No ifs, ands, or buts about it. That kid BLESSED that song.

Girl let me see you work it
Now we closin curtains
Come right here




Mindblowing how some 13-16 year old Swedish kids are making the waviest R&B and rap records on the planet right now

Heard it about a month ago and was blown away

Undeniable heat.

 

[Capo Dei Capi]

i apologise breh, i had to strike while it was hot off the presses, you man are collateral damage, if it wasn't for the morons in that thread i'd be right there with you all cheering USA on but they sh1tted on England for no reason so i had to sh1t on them


The amount of negs i've got


That @2meo retard stay on my dicc lol been pulling his strings for the past couple of days like japetto lol

Btw, have any of you lot noticed the strong anti-oft sentiment in that thread? man have been sending a lot of slick shots on the low lol

I got you so emotional you in here making apologies crying like a bytch.

How you been pulling my strings? I haven't even noticed you posting till @really sonned you in TLR yesterday takes a real loser to get sonned by that nikka.

Keep begging for attention though and you'll get it fakkit

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

OFT brehs, do you guys have any good resources on Football tactics and strategy for a newer fan? I'm already reading Soccer: A Spectator's Guide and read Zonal Marking blog recently

 

[Capo Dei Capi]

@Don Rhymus I haven't played Fifa since 06'


you think thinking England would get to even the quarters means you have more football knowledge than me

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

@Don Rhymus I haven't played Fifa since 06'


you think thinking England would get to even the quarters means you have more football knowledge than me

Swear your English though.

Your in JBO crying because you caught a case from a ugly white girl.

Why are you acting up for Americans and getting trolled with ease

 

[mastermind]

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no shots breh

:wowjb:

 

[Roaden Polynice]

OFT brehs, do you guys have any good resources on Football tactics and strategy for a newer fan? I'm already reading Soccer: A Spectator's Guide and read Zonal Marking blog recently

Zonal Marking is probably your best bet, for those who have never kicked a ball but want to casually litter their conversations with ideas about 'vertical footballers' and half 3s and false 9s and the rise of the Raumdeuters and to chin-strokingly muse on the fall of sweepers while postulating that the Danubian whirl was at a time in the 70s more influential than anything Cruyff came up with.

So general lessons on being a c*nt.

Read Jonathan Wilson's 'The Question' column from the guardian where I suspect Michael Cox cut his teeth as a commentator before creating Zonal Marking.

In terms of books I can't recommend Brilliant Orange or Inverting the Pyramid enough. Also Provided you Don't Kiss Me is just general good fun.

 

[Liu Kang]

OFT brehs, do you guys have any good resources on Football tactics and strategy for a newer fan? I'm already reading Soccer: A Spectator's Guide and read Zonal Marking blog recently

What are you looking for ?
Analysis ? Tactics ? History of the game ?

EDIT : And take all the OFT's comments with a grain of salt above all @penfield's.

 

[Scottie Drippin]

@Don Rhymus I haven't played Fifa since 06'


you think thinking England would get to even the quarters means you have more football knowledge than me

I said England is making the quarters?

Tell me more

And you didn't even play the GOAT Fifa 10? Never had your musical tastes gentrified by FIFA 08?

More questions!

Who are you? I'm the third ever member of the coli, kind of a big deal around here.

Why are you copping for pleas under your avi? You look soft

Further inspections shows me the mans @SubZeroDegrees done already dealt with you. How do you find it within yourself to be a grown ass man on the internet with another gentleman all up in your bandwith, in control of the only personal flourish you're allowed in this neverending sea of anonymity?

You're barely even a person anymore.

You're just something.....lesser.

 

[mastermind]

OFT brehs, do you guys have any good resources on Football tactics and strategy for a newer fan? I'm already reading Soccer: A Spectator's Guide and read Zonal Marking blog recently

dont worry about tactics. You will understand that once you watch the game more.

 

[Liu Kang]

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no shots breh

Am I wrong to find that hot ?

 

[Roadie pipeher]

Am I wrong to find that hot ?

Nope...but the video has me

*edit

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