Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[Gilver]

Dunno man. Internet porn happened i guess.

You got all that shemale stuff too.

I once got some of my own jizz on my cheek by accident(dikk was being poorly but not intentionally directed by a girl), jumped up like i had a tarantula on my face.

Smells horrible.

 

[mastermind]

If I ever got my own jizz on me, Id spazz the fukk out. Id sit there like:

Let alone swallowing it.

 

[Liu Kang]

Also, I really don't think that our era is more "perverted" than it was before. Just cameras are everywhere and we know a little more about what's happening. Humans been depraved for milleniums now. I'm pretty sure we could find bdsm or piss/scat stuff centuries ago.

 

[NSSVO]

so..Cavani to MU? Roon dawg gonna play in midfield

 

[Arrogance.]

Cavani's got that long flowing hair, Rooney likes being dominant, there will be pegging

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

Thugs swallowing they own nut and grabbing their own ankles outchea???

Ignorance was bliss


I could never do fisting, i'm pretty sure i'd break my girl...i have 'grab a basketball with one hand' hand size...although does have its upside, can fondle both titty nipples with one hand

And i just wouldn't be able to let a woman dominate me, i mean the only way i'd relinquish control is if there was more than one woman involved, and even then i doubt that'd last long cos i'd be lookin tryna figure out how depraved i could get ala patrice oneals threesome story

 

[yoyoyo1]

I don't believe that girl's story, you imagine some guy getting broken down....... while she just told you the story so you could leave her alone or she could look better in people's eyes while she deals with a bunch of goon looking dudes.

 

[yoyoyo1]

found this in the youtube comments of that "Hot nikka" video... HAHAHAHAHA

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Also, I really don't think that our era is more "perverted" than it was before. Just cameras are everywhere and we know a little more about what's happening. Humans been depraved for milleniums now. I'm pretty sure we could find bdsm or piss/scat stuff centuries ago.

Indeed. I'd bet my bottom dollar that there were some bad bed wenches that were pegging the grizzliest of knights back in the day. Probably with some ghastly wooden contraption of some sort.

 

[mastermind]

Indeed. I'd bet my bottom dollar that there were some bad bed wenches that were pegging the grizzliest of knights back in the day. Probably with some ghastly wooden contraption of some sort.

 

[Montez]

 

[mastermind]

this show Power started off really good

Its gone off the fukking rails now.

 

[dennis roadman]

one time in the early days of jacking off, probably around 2000 c.e., before i had fully examined the trajectories of my own nut dispersal, i was lying down and some came flying at me and i dodged that ho like neo brehs. i turned around with my heart racing and it was on the headboard, just to the left of my head. i've never moved that quickly since and i will never again. unless nut comes flying at me, then i'll do it

i used to mess with this chick that used to love biting the shyt outta my lip when i'd kiss her. like real hard, and she'd smile a demonic grin when it happened. of course i did it back to her and she enjoyed it. i'm not goin into any details but multiply that times sex and you get the picture.

also, i came really close to fisting a girl in high school, got the thumb in right up to the knuckle but didn't wanna push it farther, i thought i was gonna break her pelvic bone.

also, sexual depravity is a misnomer. as long as people are consenting, it's no business of any of ours to judge them to the core. i mean, we can laugh internally and among ourselves but if dudes wanna see their woman railed out and she's cool with it i don't get it and i dont wanna take part, but life is tough and you gotta do what you gotta do to enjoy it sometimes

edit: @Montez why are west indians so conservative about coitus but dont mind daggering dem gyals in publc

and @Don Rhymus did you throw your disgust of p*ssy eating in the bushes the day you became an american citizen?

 

[mastermind]

However you enjoy sex is your thing. i never have an issue.

My scust is that I would not do a lot of them.

 

[concise]

those edits in horse's post.