I know a girl, and she's properly

looking. Those full lips. White girl with those racially ambiguous facial features. Is she hispanic, eastern european, who knows. But the body, too. Lawd. She's into brehs and brehettes, perfectly normal relationships with girls.
But she likes to dominate the fukk outta dudes. She won't sleep with a dude unless he occassionally swallows the nut she sucks out of him. She's also into pegging. Any time I see her with a dude, and of course she's into goon-esque types who keep the

at all times, I die laughing inside.