Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

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Aight, random question for the hell of it:

If you could be a professional footballer

1. EXCLUDING the club you currently stan, which club would you play for?

2. What position/type of player do you see yourself as?

3. If you qualify for multiple FIFA nationalities, who do you play for?


For me, 1. Man City 2. Nigel de Jong 3. USA

1. Sporting Lisbon/Porto/ Benfica pretty much any team in Portugal :noah:
2. A quicker Tom Huddlestone, basically a deep lying playmaker.
3. Kenya :blessed: tho the team is :scustmou:
 

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this happened to me when I listened to Songs in the Key of Life by Stevie.

I was all good and then Village Ghetto life:whoo:

The rest of the time I was

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That album is amazing :wow:

I've been listening to Innervisions lately too :bow:

Misstra know it all :bow:
 

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Over the past month or so it's become startlingly apparent. White women be shoppin gettin pregnant and procreatin'

Seriously the amount of white women I've seen preggo is at an absurd level. I guess there's not much to do in those frosty wintertime months but to bone.

I wouldn't know anything about that :ffs:
 

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FC porto probably had the best transfer window. Signing brahimi, tello , adrian and on loan casmeiro:lupe:

There game against lille about to start:ohlawd:
 

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wasting a post to say how i utterly despite hulk. what a fakkit of a footballer. all he does is dwell on the ball until the defenders catch up to him and he tries a trick or dribble that fails. the offense is going through him, and any competent team would beat standard at least 3-0 by now. he drifts all over the field and is the focal point yet he doesn't involved any of his teammates no matter how open they are. hulk somehow has failed so hard standard still has a chance.

GOAT momentum-killing wild shot taker tho.
 
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Aight, random question for the hell of it:

If you could be a professional footballer

1. EXCLUDING the club you currently stan, which club would you play for?

2. What position/type of player do you see yourself as?

3. If you qualify for multiple FIFA nationalities, who do you play for?


For me, 1. Man City 2. Nigel de Jong 3. USA

1. IDK. I stan Bayern, but excluding it I'd go with umm Porto. I don't have a second team and I like Porto :manny:
2. Use to mainly play keeper. Or a defender/defensive midfielder. I had limited technique and I just relied on effort and just chasing the opposing attackers relentlessely. Maybe a Gattuso/De Jong player without the :demonic: challenges.
3. Algeria :blessed: Or Nigeria, I always liked the grean eagles :obama:
 

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wasting a post to say how i utterly despite hulk. what a fakkit of a footballer. all he does is dwell on the ball until the defenders catch up to him and he tries a trick or dribble that fails. the offense is going through him, and any competent team would beat standard at least 3-0 by now. he drifts all over the field and is the focal point yet he doesn't involved any of his teammates no matter how open they are. hulk somehow has failed so hard standard still has a chance.

GOAT momentum-killing wild shot taker tho.
he sucks. really wanted those CHelsea rumors to be true so he could destroy them from the inside.

37 year old and 400 lbs Sulzeer pocketed him.
 

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That album is amazing :wow:

I've been listening to Innervisions lately too :bow:

Misstra know it all :bow:
bruh, the man in the 70s was on another level. Just a completely different level :wowjb:

Over the past month or so it's become startlingly apparent. White women be shoppin gettin pregnant and procreatin'

Seriously the amount of white women I've seen preggo is at an absurd level. I guess there's not much to do in those frosty wintertime months but to bone.

I wouldn't know anything about that :ffs:
Late January to around Valentines day. I see it all the time in DC.
 
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