Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

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breh Balotelli is coming to Merseyside?
breh isnt half the player some lads here claim he is but if he scores anything between 15-20 goals ill be happy but i feel that may be asking too much of him

hes def gonna bring fukkery along with him and i hope people dont think hes our "savior" or "replacement" for Suarez because they are going to be very dissapointed, lets see if this boy Sturridge can score 20 goals in a season without having Suarez opening so much space for him, thats going to be the key to LFC season imo

Balotelli is a fraud and his agent pretty much sums it up:

Mario Balotelli’s agent said Liverpool are his “Last Chance Saloon”

“Now it’s up to him. Another flop is inadvisable."

When asked whether this was the Last Chance Saloon for Mario’s career, agent Mino Raiola was surprisingly forthright.

“At the top level, yes. It's either make or break now. If it goes wrong? Mario is 24 years old. He no longer has the alibi of his age.”

Besiktas in 18 months time, you heard it here first.

Sturridge won't score at the same rate as he did last season but he'll still get a decent amount.

 

[Jazzy B.]

breh Balotelli is coming to Merseyside?
breh isnt half the player some lads here claim he is but if he scores anything between 15-20 goals ill be happy but i feel that may be asking too much of him

hes def gonna bring fukkery along with him and i hope people dont think hes our "savior" or "replacement" for Suarez because they are going to be very dissapointed, lets see if this boy Sturridge can score 20 goals in a season without having Suarez opening so much space for him, thats going to be the key to LFC season imo

Balotelli's a glorified penalty taker

 

[Roaden Polynice]

These puma kits fukking suck.

 

[dem bath salts]

I missed chelsea match, so Deigo scored again?

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

Lukaku with that shytty ass Blade haircut

 

[Diddly Drogba]

HAIM and Trap Lord

this shyt right here

 

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I missed chelsea match, so Deigo scored again?

https://mediacru.sh/FL737q3lQEYE

Type of goal Chelsea wouldn't have got last year; Torres would have been outside the box wondering why he didn't get the pass

 

[Roaden Polynice]

this shyt right here

I thought you went back to bed?

 

[Diddly Drogba]

I thought you went back to bed?

im about to

 

[dem bath salts]

Roger Bennett is turnt up

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

Everton

 

[gho3st]

 

[mastermind]

 

[yoyoyo1]

Roger Bennett is turnt up

please die, fakkit.

 

[dem bath salts]

https://mediacru.sh/FL737q3lQEYE

Type of goal Chelsea wouldn't have got last year; Torres would have been outside the box wondering why he didn't get the pass

That in the box class