Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[phillycavsfan]

Bielsa was mad that Marseille spent money on Doria.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

im not there yet

been busy got sidetracked watching Sherlock tbh

The details surrounding the making of the finale are a bit fuzzy from what I can find but if it went down how I imagine, the finale is one of the great "fukk you" to audiences I think I've ever seen. Saying this definitely not as a tv expert or anything of course.

 

[mastermind]

Bielsa was mad that Marseille spent money on Doria.

that facepalm has smiley potential

 

[mastermind]

Broken Ankle probably still looks better than my 100% ankle.

Big Sexy

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Yea. I'm undisciplined in terms of eating pork (How can I eat eggs and waffles without bacon ) and praying 5 times a day (with school that's :longforman but for the most part oui. I'm fine with not drinking alcohol and that means I will have zero opportunities with the laaaaaadies (Bill Burr voice). Oh well all is as God wills it

My life is much calmer now like I don't think you'll ever see one of my infamous breakdowns on here again

So you're a convenient religious person?

Despite my word choice I'm not trying to throw shade, the US is full of people like that.

 

[Grams]

So you're a convenient religious person?

Despite my word choice I'm not trying to throw shade, the US is full of people like that.

Yes. I talked to people who come from Muslim families and have been Muslim all their lives and they're worse than me so

 

[SCORCH]

so that's the direction you going bruh?











Ok

*taps out*
You brehs lucky my laptop my shyt damn near blew up the other day

 

[nomoreneveragain]

Only like 3 sentences I looked up on yahoo answers whether I can pray in English and most of the responses were that since it was written in Arabic that's what I have to pray it in

I pray in Arabic but I make my Dua's in English.

Makes no sense to me to recite verses that I don't know the meaning off but I Arabic/English Quran that helps me with that. Can't even read arabic anymore, I sounded like Floyd Mayweather trying read the Quran during Ramadan Stuttering starting over and shyt. I use a Transliteration version to read now.

You only need to know 3 Sura's to be able to pray

 

[Grams]

I pray in Arabic but I make my Dua's in English.

Makes no sense to me to recite verses that I don't know the meaning off but I Arabic/English Quran that helps me with that. Can't even read arabic anymore, I sounded like Floyd Mayweather trying read the Quran during Ramadan Stuttering starting over and shyt. I use a Transliteration version to read now.

You only need to know 3 Sura's to be able to pray

Oh is it?

 

[Mané Swagincha]

This aint the grams we know though, what they do to you breh?
Shock therapy like Carrie?

 

[nomoreneveragain]

Oh is it?

Surah Al Fatiah + any 2 Suras (pick any 2 from the last 10)

Theres a few other verses you have to be able to recite as well

 

[Grams]

This aint the grams we know though, what they do to you breh?
Shock therapy like Carrie?

Fam what you saying? I don't know what you're talking about

 

[Yayo Toure]

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2014/sep/05/wayne-rooney-england-captain

shyt Ronay kinda went in on Rooney. But it's a bit of a masterclass since he mixed so much pity into the article .

Called him a power donut endomorph

 

[Max B]

Yea. I'm undisciplined in terms of eating pork (How can I eat eggs and waffles without bacon ) and praying 5 times a day (with school that's :longforman but for the most part oui. I'm fine with not drinking alcohol and that means I will have zero opportunities with the laaaaaadies (Bill Burr voice). Oh well all is as God wills it

My life is much calmer now like I don't think you'll ever see one of my infamous breakdowns on here again

Mashallah grams i hope to be a good muslim as you are my friend