Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[Roaden Polynice]

Looking like Calvin Price outchea

I wish my parents let me play football. Said it was too dangerous and that, which is true, but the money that coulda been made offsets that

You didn't miss much tbf. Little league football is the nadir of American sports culture. Though as a subject it did spawn a mini mid-career boost for Rick Moranis

Football in the park is actually sorta fun though. I have very good hands and a respectable arm, though if I come under pressure as QB I'm a deer in headlights

 

[dennis roadman]

Looking like Calvin Price outchea

I wish my parents let me play football. Said it was too dangerous and that, which is true, but the money that coulda been made offsets that

nah, you're better off m8. rec leagues across america are full of glory days motherfukkers who assert their dominance through two hand touch sacks

Pretty sure they hadn't made the playoffs in 2/3 years when i started following them

But yeah, that 07 NFC championship defeat was tough times

they have been contenders for the last 20 years

but if i were from the UK i'd probably pick them too. i've always supported them as a neutral. they're one of the least offensive teams in the league

 

[dennis roadman]

Football in the park is actually sorta fun though. I have very good hands and a respectable arm, though if I come under pressure as QB I'm a deer in headlights

the dirty secret of the game is that 7v7 in the park, even just touch >>>>>>>>

i got accuracy, but a noodle arm. but if you throw me the ball, im catchin it

 

[Grams]

You didn't miss much tbf. Little league football is the nadir of American sports culture. Though as a subject it did spawn a mini mid-career boost for Rick Moranis

Football in the park is actually sorta fun though. I have very good hands and a respectable arm, though if I come under pressure as QB I'm a deer in headlights

nah, you're better off m8. rec leagues across america are full of glory days motherfukkers who assert their dominance through two hand touch sacks

I used to watch FNL like

But I guess I'm good money now

 

[dennis roadman]

can you imagine someone just getting a yellow card for this? they got a 15 yard penalty, but if you say someone flailing their feet around and hitting people in the head is cause for ejection, you're called a p*ssy

@Grams very good money

 

[Grams]

can you imagine someone just getting a yellow card for this? they got a 15 yard penalty, but if you say someone flailing their feet around and hitting people in the head is cause for ejection, you're called a p*ssy

@Grams very good money

Not a head shot but :nervousAVBsmiley:

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

they have yet to answer why they keep bringing up soccer.

Like I told @mastermind in that thread, the answer is fear.

When I was in high school (05-08) and played American football we all used to shyt on soccer a lot. We did that because we saw how much better their team was doing in state competition than we were, and how many people were attending those games we got shook. When it comes down to it you don't really try to shyt on things you don't see as a threat, you mostly just ignore them or give it a quick . Those brehs see the potential for soccer expansion in the USA and it has them there's no other explanation for it.

Or hell, maybe they know you're part of this community and think everyone here is trolling them.

 

[Arrogance.]

Anti-NFL movement
Yet another excuse for me to not watch my pathetic Rams. I worked a catering gig today instead of watching the Sunday slate of games. Checked my phone around 4 and they were down 34-3, already on the third string QB and it's Week 1. fukk handegg.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

The most annoying thing about football season is everyone assuming you watch football.

No I didn't watch the c*nting game

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

Anti-NFL movement
Yet another excuse for me to not watch my pathetic Rams. I worked a catering gig today instead of watching the Sunday slate of games. Checked my phone around 4 and they were down 34-3, already on the third string QB and it's Week 1. fukk handegg.

You're a rams fan too?

The years and years of pain, bregh

edit:

Portugal lost to fukking Albania?

what a bunch of bums

 

[Grams]

The most annoying thing about football season is everyone assuming you watch football.

No I didn't watch the c*nting game

In America you're forced to be a football fan. You either adapt or get left behind. I anybody who didn't get sucked in like myself but every Monday, Thursday, and Sunday I'm all in

 

[yoyoyo1]

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

Anti-NFL movement
Yet another excuse for me to not watch my pathetic Rams. I worked a catering gig today instead of watching the Sunday slate of games. Checked my phone around 4 and they were down 34-3, already on the third string QB and it's Week 1. fukk handegg.

Rams looking like the new Jaguars

my dolphins making the playoffs this year

 

[gho3st]

Rooney with the faint praise again, saying Sterling can be as good as Overmars

 

[Arrogance.]

Rams looking like the new Jaguars

my dolphins making the playoffs this year

This reminds me of when I visited Vegas 3 years ago. I was blitzed on drinks, standing in line with my girl, about to walk into some bar on the strip for wings. She points at a Dolphins logo and I proceed to son the shyt out of the franchise, and turn around to a white guy in a Dolphins snapback.

I had to fess up to being a Rams fan enduring another year of struggle, made sure to big up Dan Marino, dapped him up and wished him luck. I wouldn't mind the Dolphins knocking the Pats off of their perch, either. Good luck to y'all this season.