The official Handsome Nxgga Problems thread - all brehs and brehettes welcome

[O.T.I.S.]

Wow...

Summed up my life in a couple sentences and he ain't even know it

Not to sound c00nish because I love black women, but I know 100% what you're talking about. I'm not overly corny like when you see a brother with a tight aeropostale shirt and can tell all his friends are CAC. But off bat I think they get this impression of this guy who should always come off super smooth, because no brag, I'm tall, pretty decent looking, likes to play ball and a lot of people I'm acquainted with are prominent/popular black people. Once they get to know me, they see I give off a "lame" and "subdued" impression and a lot of my actual GOOD friends are not what you consider "cool" themselves (I fukk with them more than my acquaintances because they have the same corny interest I have) so they are turned off by that. .

It's gotten better the older I've gotten, but because of this my entire life I've always had more success with women of other races especially white, I'm not really into white girls either


I think you might be me breh
My new one has a typical stuck up look to her, but come to find out she's as corny as me so I'm loving life right now

That's pretty much the same here.

EVERY friend I've made thought I was an a$$hole or didn't think they would like me. Just about everyone of them have personally told me that.

Even some females have said they thought I was going to be concieted. This thread is probably the most concieted thing I've ever done

And I played basketball, football, ran track, played soccer, lift weights, boxed, did TKD, just about everything and was decent at all of it. Took honors classes, was on the math team (lol), finished top of my classes, was even in the same clases as my older siblings So I was cool with just about every click/crowd in HS.


It's cool you found a chick to be corny/silly with. My problem is I'm attracted physically to bad chicks but enjoy the silliest ones the most. I haven't found that in between I guess

 

[O.T.I.S.]

exactly, man. it's like us men are getting treated more like how women were treated back then where we're being sexually objectified, turning us into pieces of meat and etc. it's getting to the point where it seems like women are more and more getting bold and even molesting, sexually harassing and raping dudes now while @ the same time, they are slowly and surely dominating the workplace and the schools to the point where men are getting pushed to the back or are only being limited towards working certain jobs.

and yet dudes are not realizing it. women are taking over. hell, even the females that are objectifying their bodies where dudes are calling them "bytches" and going thirsty over them are even turning the tables on dudes. pretty sure that 20 years from now, you'll have guys all getting shirtless and dressing up sexually suggestive, at home taking care of the kids IF women allow them to stay in their lives and their kids lives, while women are the breadwinners.

hell nah, I can't see myself at home taking care of shyt unless the situation calls for it and I'm retired or something.

I can't even see my girl staying at home neither... We both got to hustle unless we just made it.


And I don't mind chicks rubbing on me.. Even though it gets awkward when other ppl are around watching.

nikkas who stay in the mirror, taking selfies and shyt are just gay to me (no offense). I actually avoid mirrors kinda. I see myself getting

 

[O.T.I.S.]

And I didn't even think being "too handsome" was a real thing.


I was reading that the guy Sofia Vergara is dating now, she wasn't really attracted to him at first because she thought he was "too handsome"...


Like what?

How is that possible?

 

[LordTaskForce]

It's cool you found a chick to be corny/silly with. My problem is I'm attracted physically to bad chicks but enjoy the silliest ones the most. I haven't found that in between I guess

breh are you me?

 

[O.T.I.S.]

breh are you me?

Possibly... But I don't think so

Twinning?

 

[Pete Wrigley]

The ultimate handsome n!gga problem: Not realizing your potential.

Having many women check you out...but still feeling like you're ugly cause:
1) you're broke
2) you're not where you want to be in life and your confidence level doesn't match your looks.
3) feeling that the world is against you cause they're afraid of your potential...that you haven't realized yet.

And let's be honest and not full of ourselves...we're all ugly as f*ck to someone out there LOL.

Breh, I couldn't have said it better myself

 

[O.T.I.S.]

And not all white girls dig me neither... But I really don't care. Most of the time it's those stuckup, elitist acting white chicks that act all smug and republican like. And then I get the super ghetto chicks of other races that expect me to act like the average nikka on a hip hop video and are disappointed when I don't/not.

I notice I get more play from those types when I act stupid/ignorant... But that shyt gets tiring.

Only chick I had close to being an attractive nerd was my ex... But she was also lazy and diva-ish with superficial daddy issues and an extremely high opinion of her opinions without having any life experience to back it up. Once I realized that I was acting more like her father than her boyfriend it was time for me to ride

I like black women almost as much as I like Latinas but I haven't found the one for me yet. I have notice that the older I've gotten the more attractive I have become to some of them. Back in the day, it was almost 0 play from them even if I was a handsome nikka. I kinda still feel that way as I went to my older cousins wedding last year and all the black females around my age acting funny. But I'm kinda poppin with the younger black crowd tho

 

[Big Boda]

I'm not judging nobody this personal experience talk.

Some brothers don't even know what they really look like because you waste your seed. I can't emphasize how much that affects your facial features from balding, facial hair, getting dark circles around your eyes to jowls and wrinkles. That takes health away from your face and lowers ya self esteem. Why? Because you sending your soldiers off for nothin like Bush. Truth is your features really change when you stop smokes, drugs and drank. When I cut addictions out my life I looked in the mirror like dayum my face is healthy!

Even if females think you're handsome wasting too much seed make alot of brothers look like dope fiends with sunken features. IJS.

 

[RealAssanova]

I'm not judging nobody this personal experience talk.

Some brothers don't even know what they really look like because you waste your seed. I can't emphasize how much that affects your facial features from balding, facial hair, getting dark circles around your eyes to jowls and wrinkles. That takes health away from your face and lowers ya self esteem. Why? Because you sending your soldiers off for nothin like Bush. Truth is your features really change when you stop smokes, drugs and drank. When I cut addictions out my life I looked in the mirror like dayum my face is healthy!

Even if females think you're handsome wasting too much seed make alot of brothers look like dope fiends with sunken features. IJS.

u mean jerkin off right?

 

[.༼-◕_◕-༽.]

im the best looking nikka on this site. not even bullshytting...only problems i got is with my bm's

Hold on playa! Errbody knows @Lewis Black holds that title. Yes, he's fine AF but his personality is so chill. That takes the cake.

 

[s3ven_LvLs]

I have a harder time with women because im handsome.

Women are never direct and most of the time even say the opposite of what they want in hopes to throw you off. I'll be with a chick and she'll act like im in the friend zone but then ask for thingsa chick whos interested. "Boy I don't have a thing for you. Introduce me to your friends, I need to find my husband, hey best friend" to "So when are you gonna come visit my in college for the weekend, passive aggressive comments anout chicks I'm seeing, instead of compliments you get inecure jokes like damn, your jeans are tighter than my jeans."

The male hoe assumptions.

Have to pick up on signals or else women get mad.

Overall in general, the more attractive I become, the less direct women are and the less positive things I hear from em. Just more attention.

This I swear. It took me a minute to figure out certain things women do when they try to drop hints. When I realize them I'm like you gotta be kidding me. So many times that went over my head. Recently, I found out that " You look familiar" is supposed to be a conversation starter.

 

[Big Boda]

If you like to keep a low profile its wack when girls start overhyping your looks in public. Tapping each other "look at Him though girl"... "girl he just looked at you! omg omgomgomg" like really? lol it aint never that serious.

I've had girls stand close to me and start rapping lol I guess to prove they know the latest songs and they're cool enough for me to holla at them lol
One thing thats funny is when a lame is trying to holla at a girl but shes not feeling him and she looks at you like "save me from him"

Call ducktales if you want but I literally have had girls hold/open doors for me I'm like what kinda role reversal shyt is this

Gimme some of your problems breh

You don't want em breh. Just because females like the way you look don't mean its any easier to find the right one for you. Just like there are trophy wives there are dudes females get with just to impress their friends or other shallow reasons.

 

[Midrash]

1.)The worst is people thinking you are stuck up/conceited/arrogant and that you hate dark skinned black people.

2.)I'm a late bloomer so I didn't know I was attractive until later than most people my age and I noticed girls would stare at me all the time. I originally thought it was because I looked ugly or something. I would have had so much ass if I would have caught on earlier but better late than never.

3.)Dudes get jealous quick, especially if you have a shyt together and have a good head on your shoulders.

4.)Girls/women being very straight to the point about fukking you. I think it was after those moments I learned girls were just a horny and freaky as dudes, they just are more prude/withdrawn about sex due to society standards.

5.)I think this is more due to the fact that I was a late bloomer but people automatically expecting you to be cool/popular but they're thrown off that you're into nerdy hobbies with a brainy career.

6.)White chicks telling you they normally aren't attracted to/don't mess with/date/hook up with black guys but you're different/an exception/etc. You want to call them out on it but the girl is a straight freak and you don't want to fukk it up. Sorry Malcolm and Martin, I'm a disappointment.

7.)Black girls thinking I only date white girls. I kind of blame the self hating pretty nikkas and black athletes for perpetuating this stereotype. I love black girls and I find them to be so genuine on a personal level that soothes your soul. Also you can be yourself on a level you really can't really go to with white chicks because they don't understand some of the cultural nuances in black america.

8.)That awkward sexual tension when working around women that you really can't fukk with like that for career/academic reasons and it's obvious they want the D and they're constantly dropping sexual innuendos, gazing at you, brushing/rubbing up against you, flirting heavy with you and giving you those extra ass hugs like you're their husband and you came back from Iraq after a tour overseas and your wife hasn't had the D for 9 months after being completely faithful to you.

 

[Maximus]

- Being perceived as soft.

- Homeboys, that you thought was homeboys, wanting to fight you because they're jealous of everything about you.
- Being perceived as gay/having gay guys make a pass at you. I'm not a butt-muncher, you queers.
- Ugly girls thinking you're interested in them just because you were nice enough to say hello. Chick, I don't want you. Stop looking at me!
- Having to cut your beautiful, natural curly hair off in the summer because it's too damn hot outside.

- The inability to be monogamous. I tried. I can't do it... at least not now.

- The insecurity you're forced to deal with when you actually run into a guy who is better looking than you.

- Carrying around emotional scars from the multiple rejections you received in high school when you weren't as good looking. Judging from other fonts posts, I'm not the only one going through this.

- The inability to fully trust or love women, in a romantic sense, after you've figured out their nature.

- White girls being a little too frisky with you. Us brothas got to be extra careful in these situations. Don't want to catch a false rape charge.

- Random strangers online asking me to post pictures. Im not online to meet girls, that's what college campuses are for.

- Pimples. They periodically pop up out of no where! And on top of that, ruin the smoothness of your face.

- Being pulled over by the cops in the morning, not because you're black or perceived to be dangerous, but because your youthful looks have led them to believe you're still in high school and, therefore, ditching school. This just happened to me last Thursday; the second time it's happened this year.

- Having two girls simultaneously text/call you to come over and being forced to choose which one to visit. Why am I only allowed to choose one?

- Forgetting to call a chick a week after you banged her, only for her to see you in the company of another chick later that week. This is a con because chicks nowadays will use that to falsely accuse you of rape. The whole emotional betrayal shyt they love to talk about.

- Living in perpetual of fear of being imprisoned because you know that your good looks will certainly get you raped behind them bars.

 

[Music Fiend]

If you like to keep a low profile its wack when girls start overhyping your looks in public. Tapping each other "look at Him though girl"... "girl he just looked at you! omg omgomgomg" like really? lol it aint never that serious.

I've had girls stand close to me and start rapping lol I guess to prove they know the latest songs and they're cool enough for me to holla at them lol
One thing thats funny is when a lame is trying to holla at a girl but shes not feeling him and she looks at you like "save me from him"

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You too!!!??? bruh. I swear, i'm knocking down this 31 year old chick, i'm 22, and we'll go to a bar and she'll sit next to me just happy she's tryna smash b ut she's always putting me on game to other chicks peepin at me and who to holla at.

I'm sitting there drinking my whiskey coke, PAWG hands all over me, bartender paying extra attention, then this cute ass black chick who's a server there stands about 10 feet away and starts twerking with her homegirl and rapping. Went over my head like , but the chick I'm knocking down was like... you so naive, she was poppin it so you can see and being loud to get your attention.

A nikka was like