The official Handsome Nxgga Problems thread - all brehs and brehettes welcome

[duckbutta]

You handsome nikkas get it in while you can now...

Cause once that woman flips into "security mode"... "I want a house I want a baby I want a family I want a man to come home to every night"

RIP handsome nikka, just going to be you and xtube on a friday night

 

[CHILLL]

You handsome nikkas get it in while you can now...

Cause once that woman flips into "security mode"... "I want a house I want a baby I want a family I want a man to come home to every night"

RIP handsome nikka, just going to be you and xtube on a friday night

being the "secure" dude a woman settles for <

 

[duckbutta]

being the "secure" dude a woman settles for <

It's not settling if the woman is actively seeking it out

 

[CHILLL]

It's not settling if the woman is actively seeking it out

it is bruh regardless if she is or isnt
when a woman who is all emotion..reaches a point where logic > emotion
and she looking for a "secure" guy yall just playing house she aint never gonnal love you for real
you just gonna live a boring mundane settled for life

 

[Grams]

Shyt, sometimes I feel like we're all like Neo in the matrix. We need to have that moment where we realize our potential and then actualize it.

For real, I see so many out of shape, swagless, unattractive dudes and they got women and women are gravitating to them.

It can't be their personality, it can't be their looks (and I'm not superficial at all)...it's cause they got money.

Then I have moments where I see their women checking me out, and then suddenly those guys feel threatened by my presence.

I swear, if so many people realized who they are and what they are capable of...the possibilities could be endless.

#KnowYourself

 

[Big Boda]

being conflicted about smiling when you're being stared at super hard at by a lady that isn't that attractive looking to you. Yesterday runnin errands I was focused on trying to find what I'm looking for. then I look up and its like..

lady hitting me with the cyclops beam When I looked back she kept staring for a second then like..shook herself out of it lol.. I walk with my feet on the ground so I don't understand being looked at in amazement im just a human yfeel me?


One thing you gotta be careful about doing is asking for help from a cougar employee at a store with finding something. They do the most.. like "sure i know where it is baby" *walks in front of you and pulls up pants tighter* "ok now wheres my key" *smacks own butt acting like keys are in back pocket*.

Some thottish white girls were outside the corner store talking one time thot1:"girl i need some dikk" thot2:"girl i need That dikk" then points at me. i kept walkin like she then followed me through the isles of the store. the young arab guy behind the counter like "dang they're after you bro."

 

[CHILLL]

being conflicted about smiling when you're being stared at super hard at by a lady that isn't very attractive looking to you. Yesterday runnin errands I was focused on trying to find what I'm looking for. then I look up and its like..

lady hitting me with the cyclops beam When I looked back she kept staring for a second then like..shook herself out of it lol.. I walk with my feet on the ground so I don't understand being looked at in amazement im just a human yfeel me?


One thing you gotta be careful about doing is asking for help from a cougar employee at a store with finding something. They do the most.. like "sure i know where it is baby" *walks in front of you and pulls up pants tighter* "ok now wheres my key" *smacks own butt acting like keys are in back pocket*.

Some thottish white girls were outside the corner store talking one time thot1:"girl i need some dikk" thot2:"girl i need That dikk" then points at me. i kept walkin like she then followed me through the isles of the store. the young arab guy behind the counter like "dang they're after you bro."

is that you in your avy?

 

[Big Boda]

is that you in your avy?

yea it don't do me justice either. bout to change it in a minute.

 

[CHILLL]

yea it don't do me justice either. bout to change it in a minute.

lmao

 

[RealAssanova]

You handsome nikkas get it in while you can now...

Cause once that woman flips into "security mode"... "I want a house I want a baby I want a family I want a man to come home to every night"

RIP handsome nikka, just going to be you and xtube on a friday night

what kinda handsome nikka would allow that shyt to come into play?

I'm like da US army....i invade da puzzy, conquer it and retreat after.

ain't no bytch gonna come at me with them talksmatter fact, i'mma be the one that tells her when its time for all that shyt to happen.

 

[Piff Perkins]

Being automatically assumed as a player is just a death sentence brehs. I often hear it in a passive aggressive manner from coworkers - especially older white women. Like "who are you guys bringing to the Christmas party? Piff remember you can only bring one girl, so don't accidentally invite two and end up with some drama LOL AMIRITE"


And I can't really combat it because the obvious retort from them is "yea yea, trying to be humble lol."

I also work with women who make small amounts of money (secretaries) and women who make a lot (finance). So the secretaries are often hotter than the professional married women, which leads to fukkery. Just weird high school shyt like "who do you think is more attractive? You know she only makes 32k a year right." Petty jealous shyt. A few of these women CLEARLY want to have some type of fling because their husbands are white collar cornballs, and they automatically assume I should not only be interested in them, but that if I don't it means I must be fukking "the help."

 

[Big Boda]

is what it is

 

[Big Boda]

Being automatically assumed as a player is just a death sentence brehs. I often hear it in a passive aggressive manner from coworkers - especially older white women. Like "who are you guys bringing to the Christmas party? Piff remember you can only bring one girl, so don't accidentally invite two and end up with some drama LOL AMIRITE"


And I can't really combat it because the obvious retort from them is "yea yea, trying to be humble lol."

I also work with women who make small amounts of money (secretaries) and women who make a lot (finance). So the secretaries are often hotter than the professional married women, which leads to fukkery. Just weird high school shyt like "who do you think is more attractive? You know she only makes 32k a year right." Petty jealous shyt. A few of these women CLEARLY want to have some type of fling because their husbands are white collar cornballs, and they automatically assume I should not only be interested in them, but that if I don't it means I must be fukking "the help."

breh you are not lying about the workplace childishness. You ever had a lady coworker tell you to meet her in the employee restroom? shyt crazy. Or have one of the ladies grope your behind like you a chick? I told a story on here when I was reaching putting tools on the shelf and got the slow hug from behind. Its a trip because you gotta be cool and polite for your job but give an inch and they take a mile when they like you.

 

[lightbearerchef]

Bruh you're 6'6" those bytches probably don't even know what ur hair look like

/tallhandsomeniccathreads

 

[Blackking]

when a girl gets upset and talks to you in a mean tone......... just because she assumes "youre the type that ........"

bytch - stop being insecure..