The official "Jordan would've" thread.

[Newzz]

Of course he did. What I'm saying is with a full 24 sec shot clock and basically no inside presence in the paint by GS it's no way in hell Jordan takes a contested fade away 3. That shyt was beyond retarded. Lebron should have known better

When you put it like that, I agree

 

[GoFlipAPack]

Jordan would've fukk your wifey, girlfriend, or mistress with no fukks given....












And there's nothing you could do about it

Reminds me of that story I heard about Mike at a Golf Tournament and he asked a dude if he could fuk his wife

 

[nefarious]

Jordan woulda hit his free throws, sewed his own head up on the bench, then came back in, dropped 50 and the game winner.

Then on Saturday he flies to Tampa, laces 'em up and plays on the Toews/Hossa line. Gets a hat trick plus 2 assists. The JordanHawks (their new name) beats TB so bad they forfeit the rest of the series. Toews hands the cup to Jordan first, then he is awarded the Michael Jordan trophy (new name of the Conn Smythe).

 

[WOAHMYGOODNESS]

Jordan would have punched steve kerr again and not got a tech simply by tellin the refs he forgot they werent tesm mates again

 

[TNC]

Subs

 

[BlackAchilles]

Jordan woulda had a triple double while each quarter modelling a different chopper suit from this year's Jumpman/Versace No nikkas menswear line

 

[Renkz]

 

[JordanWearinThe45]

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

Jordan would've gotten that last strike for the rangers in 2011....






























































































































































































































































In both the 9th and 11th innings :mjplo:

 

[I AM WE ARE]

jordan would've fixed lebron's hairline,brushed kd hair,get bruce wayne and batman in the same room at the same time all while having a triple double by the first commercial break

 

[Regular_P]

Jordan would've guarded Durant on that dagger three he passed off to Hood.

 

[010101]

Jordan would've guarded Durant on that dagger three he passed off to Hood.

& cupcakd would light him up same way*

 

[Erratic415]

Reminds me of that story I heard about Mike at a Golf Tournament and he asked a dude if he could fuk his wife

At least he asked

 

[Thegospel]

& cupcakd would light him up same way*

So? That’s not the point

 

[42 Monks]

Jordan would've hired a group of people to create multiple online personas to bash up and coming nba stars and reinforce the folklore of his accomplishments

This really might be true