Bros I just saw an old brown lady get assaulted on the subway after the Raptor game tonight
Jumped up like what r u doing bro?
Dude was an old white guy
He said she touched my bag I said I don't give a shyt that's a woman
He said he's got explosives in there
I said explosives what r u talking about??
Oh fireworks he says
Nobody cares about ur fireworks u r out here assaulting an old woman
"I got weapons I'll blow this motherfukker up!"
I pressed the emergency alarm
Can u believe the other passengers started grumbling about how long it was gonna take to get home
I told them if I said that shyt you'd all b worried I'm not letting him slide cuz he's white
That shut them up
Then he started saying how he was gonna fukk me up
Raised his fists
I just looked at him like

I'm right here
Train stops at davisville and he leaves while telling me I'm a dead man
Then others r telling the driver what happened
He runs over telling the driver I was the one doin all he shyt he was doing
I laugh n tell him u know they have cameras in there right?

He bounced
Rest of the passengers thanked me and we continued on