Don't worry, I'll save some room in my suitcase to stuff you in. We know you've never left the YOU ESS AY!!!
#passportgang
Incorrect doggy, I went to Jamaica, stayed at a resort in Montego Bay, Had family come pick us up in an old square Volkswagen mini van and took us to the real parts of the country. I remember going to a fish market, getting some Sky Juice. Took a picture by a donkey and was standing too close to it (didn't get kicked tho)
And chocolate grows on tress out there, but chocolate from a tree has no sugar in it and would taste like shyt (so I was advised against it) I won a limbo contest, was too young too drink.. by far, they still gave me a bottle of something which my mom took and drank. My brother while we was in the ocean told me there was barracuda's in the water. Then proceeded to throw rocks on my feet from underwater and had me running out the ocean like a scared lil bytch. Final memory was on the resort, and I don't remember what game we was playing. But this older white guy who was playing with us kept sayin "awww, caught you sleepin" But he would say sleepin like "shhhleapin" We still laugh about that til this day.
When you get to Beirut if they catch you shhhleapin that means you been executed already
