The smallest things you've bushed a chick for?
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I had to recently bush a female though
She would always crack jokes that didn't sound like jokes at all coming out of her mouth.
They just sounded like statements
She would constantly ask me why I didn't laugh at her "jokes" until the point where I was fed up and finally told her that I didn't find them funny at all
Then she said she was gonna make it her mission to make me laugh from one of her jokes
So she turned her "jokes"/statements into overdrive mode and she got to be extremely EXTREMELY annoying with it
She would even get upset with me for not laughing at her unfunny statements
She had to go
She would always crack jokes that didn't sound like jokes at all coming out of her mouth.
They just sounded like statements
She would constantly ask me why I didn't laugh at her "jokes" until the point where I was fed up and finally told her that I didn't find them funny at all
Then she said she was gonna make it her mission to make me laugh from one of her jokes
So she turned her "jokes"/statements into overdrive mode and she got to be extremely EXTREMELY annoying with it
She would even get upset with me for not laughing at her unfunny statements
She had to go
Whenever a chick asks me if she can come hang out w/ me at my house and I say "yes" then she says "what are we gonna do?"
I have to fight back the urge to toss them in the bushes
It's like "you're inviting yourself into MY space then expecting me to entertain you??"
I have to fight back the urge to toss them in the bushesIt's like "you're inviting yourself into MY space then expecting me to entertain you??"
Voice of Reason
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CreepyMcCreeperson
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Looked into her car, and it was full of empty water bottles, napkins, shoes etc.
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
Her middle name. Once I found out what it was I 
No.
Most petty shyt?
When she ate, the fork would clang off her teeth.
Another one was a Spanish chick that couldn’t spell any words that ended with “ous correctly. She would hit me with shyt like “curios” or “serios”. shyt drove me crazy
When she ate, the fork would clang off her teeth.
Another one was a Spanish chick that couldn’t spell any words that ended with “ous correctly. She would hit me with shyt like “curios” or “serios”. shyt drove me crazy
fkthisgaysite
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You an my mom dumb petty lmfao
She left a dude for scraping his fork against his plate too much. She got this condition where she dont like metal and shyt. So hearing that prolly drove her nuts.
fkthisgaysite
Banned
"Gordon"? "Rocko?"Her middle name. Once I found out what it was I
Had to of been real manly...
YoungJeanGerri
I'm a grown man dog, I ain't kidding
Bruh I honestly would've just replied "fukk"Whenever a chick asks me if she can come hang out w/ me at my house and I say "yes" then she says "what are we gonna do?"
It's like "you're inviting yourself into MY space then expecting me to entertain you??"
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An overcooked steak.
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
It was Lil Trina
Emphasis on “Lil”. Not a nickname. It was her legal middle name
I could not introduce a chick to my parents with a middle name like that.
I told her to have a nice life
Chick I was fukking with a while back had a baby that I think was mines.
Told the new chick I'm waiting on the test.
She was like I want to see a picture of the baby so I can look at both of yall side by side..
But she got all theatrical with it when she said it...
Bih had one hand up pretending like she was holding a picture, with her eyes squinted, with this quizzitive ass look on her face, plus she was slightly bent over at the waist.
shyt just rubbed.me.the wrong way.
Told the new chick I'm waiting on the test.
She was like I want to see a picture of the baby so I can look at both of yall side by side..
But she got all theatrical with it when she said it...
Bih had one hand up pretending like she was holding a picture, with her eyes squinted, with this quizzitive ass look on her face, plus she was slightly bent over at the waist.
shyt just rubbed.me.the wrong way.
