The Waking Up To Take a Piss Unappreciation Thread

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  1. Obreh Winfrey

    Obreh Winfrey Truly Brehthtaking Supporter

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    What kind of poverty stricken hell hole are you living in :guccard:?
     
  2. dora_da_destroyer

    dora_da_destroyer puffin' fresh dro, boy

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    I fight it :yeshrug:
     
  4. ChuckTaylor84

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    Pissing always wakes me up like an hour before I need to get up for work :stopitslime:
     
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    Pigeon Pooping on your head :umad:

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    Where I live is quite nice, I live in a nice, middle class neighborhood. Mice is a problem everywhere in NYC, Mice even come in Madonna's apartment in Manhattan.


    Mice come indoors when it cold out for warmth, the Water/Palmetto Bugs are summertime only.
     
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    I heard it gets worse as you get older.

    It's better than waking up to take a shyt tho...
     
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    Nothing worse than waking up to pee and realizing it's just an hour or 30 minutes before your alarm :mjcry:
     
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    I dont

    I am a self trained target hitter :takedat:



    But the moment you dont hear the water and start hearing a thud and you know for a fact it ain't the side of the toilet :damn:
     
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  9. Taadow

    Taadow Wound-Up Freak-A-Zoid

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    Obviously you not built for dat, so it's either wake up and handle your life or (literally) rest in piss.

    These are the days of our lives.
     
  10. DeuceZ

    DeuceZ EllePetiteGarcon

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    That hitting your 30s and having to pee in the early morning :mjcry:
     
  11. G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman

    G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman Appreciate Greatness

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    :martin:
     
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    Does anyone else have those dreams where you are in the bathroom, about to pee, and you wake up JUST before you pee the bed.

    :sadcam:
     
  13. raul04

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    :francis: I wake up around 3am to take a piss then it takes me about 30 to an hr to get back to sleep
     
  14. mannyrs13

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    I go to bed so late that my body says fukk it, might as well hold it. :francis: I do piss right before going to bed and then that wake up piss which is one of the greatest feelings in the world some days. :ahh:
     
  15. Boolean

    Boolean AND OR NOT

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    Weak ass pelvic muscles :mjlol:
     

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