The Waking Up To Take a Piss Unappreciation Thread

[Obreh Winfrey]

I don't mind. Its WOAT when you turn on the bathroom light only to have a Mouse or Waterbug running on the bathroom floor!


But luckily, that rarely ever happens

What kind of poverty stricken hell hole are you living in :guccard:?

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

I was just wondering if folks who sleep a normal amount of time (6-10 hours a night) consistently sleep through the entire night? Feels like it's been ages since I was able to do that...i gotta pee 1-2 times at least, should probably stop drinking water right before bed but whatever

 

[Him]

I fight it

 

[ChuckTaylor84]

Pissing always wakes me up like an hour before I need to get up for work

 

[Canada Goose]

What kind of poverty stricken hell hole are you living in :guccard:?

Where I live is quite nice, I live in a nice, middle class neighborhood. Mice is a problem everywhere in NYC, Mice even come in Madonna's apartment in Manhattan.


Mice come indoors when it cold out for warmth, the Water/Palmetto Bugs are summertime only.

 

[⠀X ⠀]

I heard it gets worse as you get older.

It's better than waking up to take a shyt tho...

 

[African_brehda]

Nothing worse than waking up to pee and realizing it's just an hour or 30 minutes before your alarm

 

[NoMorePie]

Anybody else don’t turn the lights on taking those late night pisses?

I dont

I am a self trained target hitter



But the moment you dont hear the water and start hearing a thud and you know for a fact it ain't the side of the toilet

 

[Taadow]

I want to piss before bed and stay sleep

Obviously you not built for dat, so it's either wake up and handle your life or (literally) rest in piss.

These are the days of our lives.

 

[DeuceZ]

That hitting your 30s and having to pee in the early morning

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Does anyone else have those dreams where you are in the bathroom, about to pee, and you wake up JUST before you pee the bed.

 

[raul04]

I wake up around 3am to take a piss then it takes me about 30 to an hr to get back to sleep

 

[mannyrs13]

I go to bed so late that my body says fukk it, might as well hold it. I do piss right before going to bed and then that wake up piss which is one of the greatest feelings in the world some days.

 

[Boolean]

Weak ass pelvic muscles