The Waking Up To Take a Piss Unappreciation Thread

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  1. G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman

    G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman Appreciate Greatness

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    You think that's it?
     
  2. Rozay Oro

    Rozay Oro aka Rose Gold. #PlayMichaelJackson

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    Try not to drink over a glass before an hour going to bed. Also you might benefit from using a night light in the bathroom
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  3. TripleAgent

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    My bathroom has a bright ass light and a loud fan, and I'm a super light sleeper. I turn that shyt on, I'm not getting back to sleep:snoop:
     
  4. MR. SNIFLES

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    IT DOES SUCK TO HAVE TO GET UP BUT THAT RELIEF HAVE YOU LIKE :noah:
     
  5. MollyGalaga

    MollyGalaga +*++****+*+*+*=*++*.*+

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    Thats my mental alarm, n usually that means i got to PISS , like ive been holding it in for too long
     
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    could depends be a viable solution?
     
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    :russ:
     
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    I drank a green smoothie once around 9:00, went to bed at my usual time around 11:45, and no lie had to get up like three times that night to piss even though I pissed before I went to bed. Had me looking at my bladder like :martin:
     
  9. G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman

    G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman Appreciate Greatness

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    :martin:
     
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    not pissing in an empty gatorade bottle at 4am in 2019 brehs
     
  11. Amsterdayumn

    Amsterdayumn $outhern Smok€

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    Y'all bladders are weak. :old: Especially in the weekends, if I wake up to pee, I just sleep through that bytch. The pee after that though :noah:
     
  12. The M.I.C.

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    Sounds like a lot of you have Nocturia.

    Water that tends to build up around the ankles, legs, etc..throughout the day due to circulatory issues gets flushed once the body lies horizontally, which incidentally makes it easier for the body to flush excess water and waste.

    Compression socks, keeping your legs up periodically throughout the day help a lot especially if you're a person who's job either involves standing on your feet a lot or sitting down. Also, simply, restricting your fluid intake before bed (~4 hours before) helps as well.
     
  13. Heafcliffe

    Heafcliffe Hope there's puddin' in the clink...

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    May want to get that diabetes test, b.:wow:
     
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    ya'll got the bladders of old men.If it sucks for you now imagine what it will be like when you're 60. Waking up multiple times a night to take a piss. Thats why they have to nap during the day.
     
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