The Waking Up To Take a Piss Unappreciation Thread

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

Weak ass pelvic muscles

You think that's it?

 

[Rozay Oro]

I would get so much more sleep if I didn't have to wake up to piss. And once I'm woke Inusually don't go back to sleep sonI watch TV or get online.

I HATE that shyt...then I gotta go to work hyped up on coffee.

Try not to drink over a glass before an hour going to bed. Also you might benefit from using a night light in the bathroom

 

[TripleAgent]

Anybody else don’t turn the lights on taking those late night pisses?

My bathroom has a bright ass light and a loud fan, and I'm a super light sleeper. I turn that shyt on, I'm not getting back to sleep

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

IT DOES SUCK TO HAVE TO GET UP BUT THAT RELIEF HAVE YOU LIKE

 

[MollyGalaga]

Does anyone else have those dreams where you are in the bathroom, about to pee, and you wake up JUST before you pee the bed.

Thats my mental alarm, n usually that means i got to PISS , like ive been holding it in for too long

 

[BuckFilly]

could depends be a viable solution?

 

[big bun]

This nicca wants to stay sleep so he can pee in the bed.

 

[Carolina Slim]

I drank a green smoothie once around 9:00, went to bed at my usual time around 11:45, and no lie had to get up like three times that night to piss even though I pissed before I went to bed. Had me looking at my bladder like

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

 

[Pimpdaddy]

not pissing in an empty gatorade bottle at 4am in 2019 brehs

 

[Amsterdayumn]

Y'all bladders are weak. Especially in the weekends, if I wake up to pee, I just sleep through that bytch. The pee after that though

 

[The M.I.C.]

Sounds like a lot of you have Nocturia.

Water that tends to build up around the ankles, legs, etc..throughout the day due to circulatory issues gets flushed once the body lies horizontally, which incidentally makes it easier for the body to flush excess water and waste.

Compression socks, keeping your legs up periodically throughout the day help a lot especially if you're a person who's job either involves standing on your feet a lot or sitting down. Also, simply, restricting your fluid intake before bed (~4 hours before) helps as well.

 

[Heafcliffe]

May want to get that diabetes test, b.

 

[Luke Cage]

ya'll got the bladders of old men.If it sucks for you now imagine what it will be like when you're 60. Waking up multiple times a night to take a piss. Thats why they have to nap during the day.

 

[LordDeathwatch]

I don't mind. Its WOAT when you turn on the bathroom light only to have a Mouse or Waterbug running on the bathroom floor!


But luckily, that rarely ever happens

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