The Waking Up To Take a Piss Unappreciation Thread

[bigdaddy88]

I don't mind. Its WOAT when you turn on the bathroom light only to have a Mouse or Waterbug running on the bathroom floor!


But luckily, that rarely ever happens

what kind apartment u living in homie?

 

[chowism]

Da fukk going on in here. I never get waken up to piss. I just piss when I wake up. You nikkas better get them prostates together early because it's looking bad. Even if I drink hella water before bed, I just end up pissing a lot once I wake up.

 

[Creflo ½ Dollar]

shyt just happened to me this morning .
I think it’s more prevalent when you work night shift and sleep during the day.

 

[Babyshaq73]

shyt just happened to me this morning .
I think it’s more prevalent when you work night shift and sleep during the day.

I work nights. I can pretty much guarantee that I’m getting up every day to piss between 5:30 and 5:45 no matter what time I go to sleep. And then turn around and have to get back up at 6:30 for work.

 

[Creflo ½ Dollar]

I work nights. I can pretty much guarantee that I’m getting up every day to piss between 5:30 and 5:45 no matter what time I go to sleep. And then turn around and have to get back up at 6:30 for work.

Damn how long have you been working nights???

I just switched back over to nights and I usually sleep good after the first 2 weeks..

 

[Babyshaq73]

Damn how long have you been working nights???

I just switched back over to nights and I usually sleep good after the first 2 weeks..

I’ve been working nights for damn near 17 years

 

[Coco Loco]

Does anyone else have those dreams where you are in the bathroom, about to pee, and you wake up JUST before you pee the bed.

Yup but mine are always not in a bathroom but in a weird ass place with a random toilet just sitting there.

My bathroom has a bright ass light and a loud fan, and I'm a super light sleeper. I turn that shyt on, I'm not getting back to sleep

This is why I keep a nightlight in my bathroom. I don't have time to go blind just to pee.

 

[letti cook]

Does anyone else have those dreams where you are in the bathroom, about to pee, and you wake up JUST before you pee the bed.

my dreams basically turn into water....like, whatever is happening in the dream, tidal waves will just pop up out of nowhere until i become lucid and realize i need to go piss


the mind is a muthafukka

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

Yup but mine are always not in a bathroom but in a weird ass place with a random toilet just sitting there.





This is why I keep a nightlight in my bathroom. I don't have time to go blind just to pee.

my dreams basically turn into water....like, whatever is happening in the dream, tidal waves will just pop up out of nowhere until i become lucid and realize i need to go piss


the mind is a muthafukka

I'm not looking forward to being 80 years old, and messing up the mattress.

 

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[hazardous]

WOAT feeling

 

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[Buckeye Fever]

Nothin' like takin' a good piss

 

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Nothin' like takin' a good piss

After getting at least 7 hours of straight sleep tho. Waking up every few hours to take a piss ain't the glide.