Things that piss you off in the bedroom

[TripleAgent]

Do you ask a lot of questions during sexy time?

Only if you're not giving me any feedback. If you tell me what to do, and how good it is, then it speaks for itself. I don't get off if I'm unsure I'm getting her off. Of course, if you're quiet during my mouth game, you have no soul. I'm real serious with it

 

[Asiatic Black Hebrew]

When a chick is on top, but instead of riding she does that grinding shiit. Idk who told these biitches that feels good...

I barely even let chicks get on top anymore because of this shyt. They grinding away & I'm just laying there like Not feeling a God damn thing.

 

[Lady.Libra.]

Only if you're not giving me any feedback. If you tell me what to do, and how good it is, then it speaks for itself. I don't get off if I'm unsure I'm getting her off. Of course, if you're quiet during my mouth game, you have no soul. I'm real serious with it

Can I have you?

No, but seriously, you are good! It's understandable that you do things the way you do and for the reasons you do them; not just asking a barrage of questions b/c you think it's sexy.

 

[TripleAgent]

Can I have you?

No, but seriously, you are good! It's understandable that you do things the way you do and for the reasons you do them; not just asking a barrage of questions b/c you think it's sexy.

If wifey thinks you're sexy, you can get double the work

 

[Lady.Libra.]

If wifey thinks you're sexy, you can get double the work

Mercy.

Tell the Misses that she has a rockstar

 

[badtguy]

When I nutt and a chick starts sucking then tries to tongue kiss me nasty as fukk. if I stick my tongue in p*ssy and then tongue kiss a chick, that ain't the same as tasting my own nutt. WOMEN ARE Nasty.


When a chick is riding and she thicker or got big thigh, I'm bout to nutt and tell her "hop off" and she keep riding and tighten her legs, and I end up Nutting in her. I like em thick but Imma start only smashing skinny joints, the big booty joints are ruthless

 

[Address_Unknown]

- Women that lay back and think of England, leaving you to do all the damned work. If I wanna fukk a real doll, I'll order one. Move please?
- Chicks that got a problem with me being silent. I'm that typeSorry. Ain't like I ain't enjoying myself, I just ain't vocal past a few grunts but if it's a deal breaker for her, she should talk to me about it BEFORE we get into it as opposed to during.

- Chicks that sit there and constantly ask you how the shyt is like aggressive census workers. "Yuh in some gud p*ssy mi yute. Pum Pump Tight. It tun up! Cya' pop dung in a dis bi..."

- Chicks that don't know how to take advantage of a good cow-girl scenario.
- Chicks that cum once and decide that we should end it for the night. Yeah, we can end it, Just know that I ain't prolly passing back if it happens too damned often.

 

[Serious]

I can't do it - I think it's because it's questions vs telling me what you're feeling/thinking
i.e.
Whose P#ssy is this? VS I own this p#ssy.

That's good to know. So a nikka can be hitting it right and everything, you'll be rather silent. I actually have a preference for this...because then I can focus in on body language more and see what stroke someone loves or loathes.

 

[Serious]

Relationship wouldn't have lasted a week fukking with me.

Doggy is the greatest sexual position of all time....

Greatest nah, but I get what you mean.

 

[Gold]

Cookie crumbs and popcorn kernals

 

[Elle Driver]

I can't do it - I think it's because it's questions vs telling me what you're feeling/thinking
i.e.
Whose P#ssy is this? VS I own this p#ssy.

That shyt is so retarded and such a turn off.

 

[Serious]

That shyt is so retarded and such a turn off.

Now you gals are starting to sound like prudes....
On some I don't do this or that....
Well a lot of women get off to it...

 

[Elle Driver]

Now you gals are starting to sound like prudes....
On some I don't do this or that....
Well a lot of women get off to it...

Maybe I'm a prude.

 

[xXOGLEGENDXx]

I barely even let chicks get on top anymore because of this shyt. They grinding away & I'm just laying there like Not feeling a God damn thing.

And they really think they're up there doing work too.

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Maybe I'm a prude.

Not surprised
You're married