Things you thought about sex that turned out to be wrong as you got older.

[TheOptimisticCynikal]

It's like nikkaz like seeing big gigantic asses but alotta nikkaz Johnsons won't be able to get in from the back

I never understood how this is possible and I don't think I'm the biggest.

But I was meaning practically it's like you saying, aesthetically for them it might be like 'wow' but come the get down few women tryna tote 9+ every day completely and wholly. Only true size queens at heart or the ones that willing to get used to it

Hell, I'm not far from being that size and I'd only want to be that big so I can send unsolicited dicc pics and know for a fact I'd be one of very few she's ever seen with that size

If anything I'd rather be thicker. I'm good on length

 

[TheOptimisticCynikal]

After I broke up with my first ex I quickly discovered that not all women like or respond to the same techniques. They all want different shyt

I remember I talked so much shyt to the first chick I was bout to smash after my ex like I was bout to have this bytch crawling up the walls

Fast forward to our first time - I'm hittin it from the back at the same angles and rubbing the same areas that used to drive my ex crazy.
Lookin like yeaaaa bytch I told you


Meanwhile New chick lookin at me like

nikka was that it

This story is me discovering not every woman enjoys oral

Fukked my whole shyt up

 

[LiveFromLondon]

I thought a girl squirting meant she pissing on herself. I discovered porn at 8.

Boy....was I wrong

 

[mag357]

I never understood how this is possible and I don't think I'm the biggest.

But I was meaning practically it's like you saying, aesthetically for them it might be like 'wow' but come the get down few women tryna tote 9+ every day completely and wholly. Only true size queens at heart or the ones that willing to get used to it

Hell, I'm not far from being that size and I'd only want to be that big so I can send unsolicited dicc pics and know for a fact I'd be one of very few she's ever seen with that size

If anything I'd rather be thicker. I'm good on length

You gotta think... Alot of dudes running around with maybe alil over 5 inches of Johnson...
Some katts rocking less...

These chix ass's are getting bigger and bigger.
Them nikkaz aint gonna get pass the cheeks lol.

I don't laugh tho ... Can't help with u born with.

Actually one of the funniest stories that I tell was involving the same scenario

 

[Contrefaire]

1) Women being on top automatically = "riding".

I just assumed it always meant fast paced cowgirl bouncing up and down. I didn't realize then that (what appears to be) the majority of women who like or are willing to be on top don't ride, they like to slide around and GRIND with the occasional assist of a hip thrusting deep dikking.

2) Toys in the bedroom are emasculating.

I legit used to think that kind of thing was disrespectful, mean and uncalled for until I grew up and lived a little.

 

[Kurt off them percs]

Sex means something....

boy was I wrong

 

[Roid Jones]

Thinking women were as flexible as pornstars

Thinking sex should be a non-stop all-night session

Thinking that hard pounding is what women wanted

 

[Roid Jones]

A lot of Women are not good at giving head or do not know how to give it. A lot don’t know how to have sex ether. They think stretching out the penis is jacking off I had to tell a girl to stop and do it correctly. All those body counts you didn’t learn shyt

Being bitten and penis stretching is not fun, now she wants to talk about her feelings when you tell her to chill....bytch I'm the one in physical pain

 

[jmegamar]

Thinking women were as flexible as pornstars

Thinking sex should be a non-stop all-night session

Thinking that hard pounding is what women wanted

The flexibility one is the worst. My fave is Carmen Hayes and when I first tried to push a girls legs back it was mad disappointing. Most women ain't into that position is what I've found.

 

[King Poetic]

1. All women love giving head.. porn was wrong about that

2. chicks fuk like pornstars.. can’t tell you the many dead fish broads I hit.. all that azz for nothing

3.women want Sex to last as long as a football game 3 hours . in reality majority only want it to last just a quarter

 

[Bumblebreh]

The flexibility one is the worst. My fave is Carmen Hayes and when I first tried to push a girls legs back it was mad disappointing. Most women ain't into that position is what I've found.

That position looks uncomfortable. But bro the amount of people that be having vanilla sex

 

[karim]

1. Women want sex to last a really long time.
I heard all kinds of jokes and things about men not lasting very long in bed and how that's a disappointment. I heard songs about doing it 'all night long' and things like that. In my experience they're usually ready for a 'break' in the action after about half an hour. And by 'break' they mean stop. Ive only met one woman who was freaky enough to keep going for over an hour and then ready to go again later.

2. Women all want heavy meat.
I've had women ask me to slow down, stop, or straight up say 'that hurts' during sex. Totally killed the momentum for me right when I was getting in the groove. Not every woman can take dikk and I don't even think I'm THAT big.

3. Women can ride dikk forever.
Maybe it's because I havent really messed with any women who run track or marathons, but the longest a woman has been able to stay on for me was probably 5 min, and then she got tired and wanted to switch positions.

4. Women don't like giving head, and those who do it when you don't ask are amazing at it.
Simply not true. I've only ever had 2 women who were actually really good at this. Most are so bad that I just ask them to stop and I thought maybe I just didn't like getting head until I met a freak who knew exactly what she was doing.

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A lot of woman expect you to last between 5 and ten minutes. My first girlfriend was a freak so in the beginning I thought fukking for 45 minutes was normal I later realized that it also has to do a lot with how wet she get's. Again, my first girlfriend got super wet, so she could handle long sessions but a lot of woman don't and dry out so the friction get's uncomfortable for them at some point. Especially if you are wearing a condom.

As far the head thing goes, in my experience, almost all woman like to give head, but yeah, only a few of them know what they are doing

The one thing I learned about sex though is that most woman are bad at it
And the problem is, that you can't tell them, because they immediately get offended. They can't communicate what they want, probably because they think men are as sensitive about this as them, and a lot of them have no idea how to turn a man on or get him off. So basically, all responsibility for good sex is placed on you.

 

[Roid Jones]

The flexibility one is the worst. My fave is Carmen Hayes and when I first tried to push a girls legs back it was mad disappointing. Most women ain't into that position is what I've found.

Pinning legs down is a no go, hell even less extreme positions like riding or doggy is an issue, 5 mins in it's 'my leg hurts, my back hurts'

 

[ultraflexed]

Sex all night isn't a thing. It might be 20-30 minutes if I bring my A-game and switch a few positions. 45 if we pulling some props out.

These 90's RnB songs was lying like a mothafukka.

The head thing @Scustin Bieburr mentioned. 9 outta 10 women can't give head, and I usually only want it to get me up...after 2 minutes just let me put it in cause you just wasting time.

2-3 hour sessions with r&b in the background

 

[Roid Jones]

A lot of woman expect you to last between 5 and ten minutes. My first girlfriend was a freak so in the beginning I thought fukking for 45 minutes was normal I later realized that it also has to do a lot with how wet she get's. Again, my first girlfriend got super wet, so she could handle long sessions but a lot of woman don't and dry out so the friction get's uncomfortable for them at some point. Especially if you are wearing a condom.

As far the head thing goes, in my experience, almost all woman like to give head, but yeah, only a few of them know what they are doing

The one thing I learned about sex though is that most woman are bad at it
And the problem is, that you can't tell them, because they immediately get offended. They can't communicate what they want, probably because they think men are as sensitive about this as them, and a lot of them have no idea how to turn a man on or get him off. So basically, all responsibility for good sex is placed on you.

A lot of them think just because they have a vagina they don't have to participate in making the experience enjoyable. If a man tells them what can be done better, they get in their feelings, but if a man doesn't do exactly what they want, then he's a barbarian that hates women.