Things you thought about sex that turned out to be wrong as you got older.

The Fade

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A lot of Women are not good at giving head or do not know how to give it. A lot don’t know how to have sex ether. They think stretching out the penis is jacking off I had to tell a girl to stop and do it correctly. All those body counts you didn’t learn shyt :usure:

this especially

why collect all those bodies if you gonna be a lame in bed

this made me realize sex is just a hamster wheel men get caught in.

how you talk all that city girls shyt but you can’t give flute dome or arcade stick top?
 
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Bunch of men in here talking about how terrible our women have been at sex and then like clockwork, here comes this damn simp talmbout "well ya know, it's men and women who are bad."

How many nikkas you had sex with to say that men are bad, breh?:mjtf:

Then got the nerve to start regurgitating female talking points.

Yall simps disgust me.:scust:

I touch a nerve breh :picard::mjlol:

I knew somebody would take it the wrong way but :manny::coffee:
 
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I touch a nerve breh :picard::mjlol:

I knew somebody would take it the wrong way but :manny::coffee:





Only nerve you touched was because there are women on this site, and they can speak for themselves. Why is it always that one pandering breh who shows up trying to be the voice for women in a conversation amongst men. It's sickening.
 

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After I broke up with my first ex I quickly discovered that not all women like or respond to the same techniques. They all want different shyt

I remember I talked so much shyt to the first chick I was bout to smash after my ex like I was bout to have this bytch crawling up the walls

Fast forward to our first time - I'm hittin it from the back at the same angles and rubbing the same areas that used to drive my ex crazy.
Lookin like yeaaaa bytch I told you :mjlit:


Meanwhile New chick lookin at me like
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nikka was that it



:jawalrus::mjlol:
:mjcry::mjcry::mjcry:

Learned that shyt quick with the first older woman I fukked. I had my little circle swirl and jackhammer technique just slaying girls my age.
Met this older divorcee, hit her first round with my technique like :jawalrus:

Second round hitting it same way till a few minutes in she's like "that's all you can do? You can't leave me like this":damn: apparently I just warmed her up first time and she was pissed that I might bust and leave without her cumming.
 

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1. All women want you to eat the box.
- depends on the woman and how comfortable she is with her body. Plus of them would rather be submissive and pleasure you.

2. All women like having their t*ts sucked on.
- depends on the woman. For some of them it doesn’t feel like much.
You describing an encounter I've had recently. She had fantastic box. Totally shaved. She had that mint condition :whew:

after about maybe 10min of that she asked me to sit back and told me straight up that she wanted to make ME feel good. She went to the bathroom and then came back with some oil and went to WORK. She must've gone to a Teanna Trump workshop because she knew EXACTLY what she was doing with her hands and mouth and afterwards she was telling me her nipples basically have no sensitivity. She asked me to pinch em and she felt basically nothing :wow:
 

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- Period sex is okay if in the shower
- Women in general aren't very good at giving top
- All vagina is not good vagina
- All women don't have good hygiene
- Birth control for women isn't always easy
- Sex with condoms is worse than no sex....

Facts on facts on facts. I'd rather beat my meat before I subject myself to sex with a condom on.
 
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