Things you thought about sex that turned out to be wrong as you got older.

[Artfull Dodger]

Bunch of men in here talking about how terrible our women have been at sex and then like clockwork, here comes this damn simp talmbout "well ya know, it's men and women who are bad."

How many nikkas you had sex with to say that men are bad, breh?

Then got the nerve to start regurgitating female talking points.

Yall simps disgust me.

 

[MoveForward]

that a woman with a high sex drive is

in reality its that shyt is cool for 3 days at the most.

Every man says they want a nympho until they get one. I have had to act like I fell asleep on a broad before, she literally gave my d*cks doms. Fukked so many times one night that nothing came out when I came.

 

[nairdas]

Everything has pretty much been said but the one I've learned is if not sex on a bed then fukk that shyt. I get the best strokes and rhythm on a bed, but the car sex or shower sex or even couch sex is trash. Too complicated. Just give me a nice bed to smash on.

Floor sex okay depending on the position.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

"Im a 12 out of 10 at giving head"


"How you know you that good at it?"


"I aint had no complaints yet"


....later.....

"_____"

Yep

 

[O³ (O cubed)]

That all women liked multiple orgasms.

My ex used to come so hard that afterwards she wanted to go to sleep. Regardless if I finished or not.

That all women were loud during the act. Some are quiet

 

[Blackrogue]

as a pre-teen there was a rumor going around that some teens we knew got stuck like dogs having sex

and i believed it for a little while

That actually happens.

 

[Blackrogue]

This really stands out for me, especially because in movies and on TV, 99% of the time it's the woman on top and she keeps going until the sex is over.

Gotta tell you, I've never been fukked like the shyt you see on TV and find it strange that women complain about not being able to orgasm when they can't go more than 5 minutes being in control.

Like what do you expect? If I'm dictating the pace 90% of the time, I'm gonna do what feels good for me.

. They get tired quick. But it's more stimulating for them. I pass this hurdle by actually bouncing them up and down when they on me and they always like to hunch over and I cut that out by pushing them back out so they are up right on the D. And also another trick is during the hunch over sex I scoot over to the wall and put my feet there. And use that to get stable ground to bounce them off the D.

 

[SupaDupaFresh]

Lmaaaaoooo Im wit it on OPs #4. First sex experience I ever had was getting head in some (Hatian) girl back yard. I thought shyt was gonna b the best feeling on planet Earth.

I was about 5 seconds in before I was just bored and confused . First GF was whack as all hell at it too.

Thought something was wrong with my Johnsons until my early 20s when this older chick topped me off while I was driving her home. shyt had a nicca goin blind.


Same with cowgirl. Thought kicking back while a chick ride me with full view of her doing her thing was gonna be the shyt. If a chick dont insist on that shyt she can just lay on whatever side she prefer and let me go ham.

 

[Blackrogue]

that a woman with a high sex drive is

in reality its that shyt is cool for 3 days at the most.

there's this girl I smashed at least five times in one night that lasted damn near the whole night. Stone cold freak who told me to my face I can do anything i want to her. And she meant that shyt. The next day I had to take a couple of naps

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Yep

Like a bruh gone really let them know they aint that good.
Then wanna ask dumb ass questions.
"Why you aint making no noises? "

 

[Living Bait]

I always thought having a swallower would always be the best way to bust after head.....I guess the first few girls that did it to me left me spoiled......

Since then I've had some pretty painful experiences....

If a woman doesn't know how to behave in those final moments it can go from




to

 

[NinoBrown]

As been mentioned a million times already but most women are trash at head, like complete garbage to the point where I don’t even care about that shyt anymore.

I can remember all the head masters and throat goats I had:
Jenny
Erica
Dawn
Sheree
Ashley
Pan
Maria
Maria 2
Julissa
Grace
Andrea
Danielle
Nikki

I remember them vividly but I've forgotten all the ones who were trash....

 

[TheOptimisticCynikal]

@ some of this stuff. Yeah, there's some truth in here.


Also, you can see why some dudes are with busted chicks. Some of them actually put in work

This was an issue when I was younger and hoing. If the sex chemistry was good, I'd keep messing with em

The feminine and submissive ones, but like 6 in the face. Got off all my freaky porno shyt on them ones. The pride of using your dicc and seeing the effect it has

 

[HabitualChiller]

It fukked me up when I ran into a real head queen. Only one female had ever made me bust. I'd tell every female I don't cum from head and they'd all hit me with the "you ain't never had it sucked by me watch" and then nothing would happen. Then I ran into the head queen and shorty had me crawling for the wall begging for me dikk back after she kept sucking after I bust. I see how nikkas end up wifing up known hoes if they suck like that cause that shyt had me ready to settle down just thinking of getting that treatment every night. Luckily I was moving far away because she was crazy as fukk.

You ain't lying. The first two girls that I met that gave superb head would've gotten wifed if they didn't have 3 kids, and weren't married, respectively.

 

[threattonature]

Every man says they want a nympho until they get one. I have had to act like I fell asleep on a broad before, she literally gave my d*cks doms. Fukked so many times one night that nothing came out when I came.

One girl left me feeling traumatized cause we fukked so much over a three day period. Just getting hard hurt because I bust so much. But can’t lie the nut was amazing even with the dikk so sore after so much fukking. And yeah I was to the point of nothing coming out but a little ooze. I learned my limits with her.

Everything has pretty much been said but the one I've learned is if not sex on a bed then fukk that shyt. I get the best strokes and rhythm on a bed, but the car sex or shower sex or even couch sex is trash. Too complicated. Just give me a nice bed to smash on.

Floor sex okay depending on the position.

I agree with shower sex or jacuzzi sex being overrated as hell. But I’ve had some great sessions in the car, on the floor, and on the couch. It introduces some great angles plus the car adds the excitement of getting caught.