Things you thought about sex that turned out to be wrong as you got older.

[TheOptimisticCynikal]

Used to mess with a chick that had this one technique to make the dicc hard again right after cuming. Had to stop fukking with her. She too was crazy

 

[Starski]

Don’t think this was mentioned but I didn’t know guys can be turned off based non sexual things or straight up reject women….

well I knew it was possible but one of those “it’s frowned upon some weird shyt”

Growing up is was always who Gettin as much as possible… jump one to another you know how it is. HOH shyt


But I’ve come to realize that shyt really born outta thirst & lack of options.

juggling multiple women gets annoying.
Dealing with women who you don’t vibe with at all just to get some new p*ssy gets old.

and most importantly they both take time and effort, unless u Gettin a 1 n done from the bar/club.

As my options increase I find the more likely I can dub a women.


And shower sex is

 

[ExodusNirvana]

Whats your measurements?

Edit: no h0mo

No Homo denied

 

[SheWantTheD]

older women love giving head and are good at it.

 

[Kasgoinjail]

you know the difference between nut & piss right¿

it's the same for females my g

some womens bladder gets involved when they fukk

you can choose to not call it piss

but that's 100% not nut

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Its actually spinal fluid or something it doesn't come through the urethra it comes out the Va Jay Jay

 

[010101]

Its actually spinal fluid or something it doesn't come through the urethra it comes out the Va Jay Jay

if that's what you are personally dealing with then..........

submit yourself for medical study

that ain't regular

ha

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[Swahili P'Bitek]

I thought that sex was constant, till I had it with somebody I genuinely liked. The difference was like night and day, indescribable etc.

 

[TheKongoEmpire]

y'all listen to muthafukaz just cause they have on lab coats but no experience tho...

You need some type of experience with you doing research including a PhD.

 

[BaldingSoHard]

Breh I've literally fukked from sundown to sun up, several times.

I mean, we all have.

I would doubt if any of those times were with a girl we had been in a relationship with for a while.

 

[BaldingSoHard]

If you fuciking for 12 hours straight?

Well I mean it's not just 12 straight hours of pumping.

You fukk for a while, you suck for a while, you laugh for a while, you get a drink of water and go back to fukking, etc....

 

[BaldingSoHard]

After I broke up with my first ex I quickly discovered that not all women like or respond to the same techniques. They all want different shyt

I remember I talked so much shyt to the first chick I was bout to smash after my ex like I was bout to have this bytch crawling up the walls

Fast forward to our first time - I'm hittin it from the back at the same angles and rubbing the same areas that used to drive my ex crazy.
Lookin like yeaaaa bytch I told you


Meanwhile New chick lookin at me like

nikka was that it

I'm sure MOST brehs have a story like this .

This could be it's own thread.

 

[BaldingSoHard]

This story is me discovering not every woman enjoys oral

Fukked my whole shyt up

Man those bytches are the worst.

I'm not as well endowed as some brehs, but I've always been stellar with the tongue game. And I mean, stellar. In high-school, I had a FWB who used to tell her friends, "If you can ever get BaldingSoHard to eat your p*ssy without me getting mad at you, then you should do it." I was that nikka. And it served me well up until I started getting to the age where I was meeting more women who had been abused, and almost universally, they didn't like to have their p*ssy eaten because it reminded them of someone.

Breh lemme tell you, eating p*ssy is a good 65% of my technique. It's all part of the larger commencement and what little stroke game I have does not work without the foreplay / p*ssy-eating element (unless I've already penetrated her heart... then the sex is always good, but I digress).

So suffice it to say, I feel you and I hate when a woman doesn't like the cat eaten.

 

[Champ_KW]

A little off the beaten path....but abortions have long term mental, emotional, and spiritual effects on women as they get older. Every girl that I know that's had an abortion as a means of birth control when they were younger, have something missing/off about them as they get older. I can't quite put my finger on it, but they are just different. Really hard to explain but....

 

[mag357]

You need some type of experience with you doing research including a PhD.

What type of experience you think these doctors have in this area... When they were the same ones saying that it was myth?


What type of experience do u think they have when women are constantly telling them that it ain't urine...

I literally just ran across an article that states "experts" are still debating if it's urine or not...
Like what the fukk.

I'll be the first one to tell a nikka , don't even listen to women lol.
But gott damn it man... These scientists might be fukking retarded

 

[The Realist Perspective]

You gotta think... Alot of dudes running around with maybe alil over 5 inches of Johnson...
Some katts rocking less...

These chix ass's are getting bigger and bigger.
Them nikkaz aint gonna get pass the cheeks lol.

I don't laugh tho ... Can't help with u born with.

Actually one of the funniest stories that I tell was involving the same scenario

This is not true. Unless you're doing prone bone, you don't need more dikk just because a girl has more ass. And even then, a girl knowing what she's doing will "toot it up."