This is what 34 looked like back in 1983

[acri1]

That's crazy, maybe it's the moustache/hairstyle but breh looks like he's in at LEAST his 50s.

 

[dezert_storm]

Look like Johnny Quest villian

Foul

 

[Flexington]

Look like Johnny Quest villian

Get him gone with a sim sim salabim

 

[Wargames]

Haircuts and facial hair have evolved…. Thank God

 

[Budda]

Haircuts and facial hair have evolved…. Thank God

He got a bunch of grey hairs too.

 

[Field Marshall Bradley]

Genetics hit different back then. Also, you couldn’t have an adolescent mindset into your 30s like you can today…

 

[RedBull]

Look like Johnny Quest villian

Only niqqas who were 34 in the 80’s would understand this joke.

 

[Vandelay]

Brother name is Hilarion. Hilarious...

It ain't just the General Sherman mustache and haircut. Dude has mad gray hair and dark circles around his eyes. He looks at least 20 years older than he is.

 

[#BOTHSIDES]

I mean he looks normal. The coli told me when you hit 30 you’re washed and it’s over anyway.

 

[Geordi]

Breh had the Jonathan Majors fit

 

[Tribal Outkast]

To probably aged off secondhand smoke and whisky lol. I can only imagine how wild shyt was then.

 

[Premeditated]

Danny Glover was 40 in Lethal Weapon. He was so washed.

now i see why he aint dead yet

 

[Turtle]

A time where 30 year old were grown men with several kids and a mortgage.

Now we play videogames and wear sweat pants to the Thanksgiving dinner.

Go get a mortage then..

 

[Sauce Mane]

Everyone was smoking and puffing fumes with lead and drinking alcohol like it was water

 

[Field Marshall Bradley]

Everyone was smoking and puffing fumes with lead and drinking alcohol like it was water

This is not the reason why people looked older. More people smoked as opposed to now, but they didn’t drink any less or more than young Gen Xers and Millennials. They also had higher quality food and were more active…. Timeline just got a firmware update in the 80s somewhere….