Squirrel girl bodies everyone you named.
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And she gets her shyt slapped by slapstick. Why was she even brought up
Squirrel girl bodies everyone you named.
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He also has feats where he cant even touch street level opponents with his "faster than light" hammer swinging.
Weak as fukk.
Even snowflame would knock his top off with enough coke.
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Cause she has single handedly defeated the likes of thanos and galactus.And she gets her shyt slapped by slapstick. Why was she even brought up

Again, yall posted some bullshyt about thor beating storm (not to say he cant beat storm, but that scan was clearly trash writing) with sexual harassment.Yeah, children comic books with different writers of over 60 years have a variety of showings. Lol you’re so clever.
Why isn’t Thor swinging his hammer and instant killing Spider-Man even though he’s stated to hold back against mortals?


Cause she has single handedly defeated the likes of thanos and galactus.
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Popeye would rock thors shyt too.Joke characters do joke character things. What next, Popeye and droopy?

Again, yall posted some bullshyt about thor beating storm with sexual harassment.
All scans are now fair game, terrible writing included.
Why he isnt killing spiderman?
Cause he's a weak bytch, that's why.
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Still doesn't excuse the fact that he cant touch street level opponents. If he's holding back then that's his problem.You just said all scans are fair game. I posted scans that state that Thor holds back against Eartglings and actively goes out of his way to lower his strength to not hurt the other Avengers feelings or kill anyone.


She has the capability of being extremely powerful but she is held back. That's why they keep blackballing her. She was the one that made the name Cpt Marvel famous then they stripped it from her and gave to a white guy and now to a white woman. Then she got the name Photon, but they also took that from her and gave it to the same white guy that took the Cpt Marvel title from her.Thoughts on Monica Rambeau? (M)

Hold back? So when Onslaught is killing all those people in NY, has Xavier/Franklin Richards/Nate Grey captured, and kicked everyone's asses for issues on in but he's holding back? The Superman excuse? The Doombot excuse? The Thanos clone excuse? Lol. Pro Thor writers will say anything to keep him credible. Thor got his ASS KICKED by Rogue in her first appearance...its a gimmick.Thor can drain Hulk too but he actually likes fighting the Hulk to test his physical strength.
Y’all seem to not understand that Thor HOLDS BACK ON EARTH AND AGAINST MORTALS. Thor, on his solo series, or when he’s in space uses his other powers far more and holds back less.
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Stop using Thor on Earth as your basis of his strength. He holds back all the time and then he gets into space where he’s cracking entire planets with the force of his blows.
Still doesn't excuse the fact that he cant touch street level opponents. If he's holding back then that's his problem.
Did thanos hold back when they locked his ass up?
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Silver Surfer is the most powerful hero in the universe...King Thor version is more powerful but Surfer can end any Thor for issue comically fast. He dont have to fight Sentry...he can take his power from him. Power Cosmic is another level than that Hammer and his weather abilities. Surfer can create a wormhole...I mean they just write Thor like they do because he's billed as a warrior.Yes, in SS’s best showing against Thor, he was powered up by Galactus while Thor was weakened. He still didn’t win.
When both of them are at their normal state, Thor tends to show himself as superior and has more wins. What about this are you not getting?
Thor at his strongest > Surfer at his strongest
Average Thor > Average Surfer
Powered up SS >= Weakened Thor
Surfer is FTL speed...Thor is nowhere close to being that fast. Never has been..never will be. Surfer travels in light years speed. It's a joke. Technically, hes too powerful for earth threats.Thor has multiple feats of swinging his hammer multiple times faster than light. Surfer isn’t too fast for him.
Thor also has one of the most diverse power sets around. Matter manipulation, teleporting, absorbing any kind of energy, returning energy, etc.
Thor has loads of stupid powers.
I dunno.
Goku>squirrel girl>Cops > Thanos > SS > Hawkeye> Yamcha> Popeye> droopy>Thor
