Threads You Will NEVER See On the Coli?

[ScottyG]

"LeBron james caught in HGH scandal!"

 

[Jerz-2]

"Michael Jordan spotted at the BET awards "

.....bwahahahahahahaha!! "Coooold...bloooooooded....."

 

[MVike28]

"Vikings-(insert team) SB thread"

 

[AITheAnswerAI]

"No Bammer Weed - These bytches aint nothin but hoes and tricks"

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

"Low key, Ive always been an OSU fan"

 

[Torrential]

"Lebron scores over 60 points in a non-blowout game"

 

[a murda]

"Derrick Rose wins 2nd MVP"

 

[unit321]

"Milwaukee Bucks: 20__ NBA Champions"

"Chicago Cubs win the World Series"

"New York Knicks win the NBA finals "

"Michael Jordan spotted at the BET awards "

Well, never say never.

NFL commissioner enacts a new rule where anyone on defense is not allowed to tackle.

Soccer becomes the most popular spectator sport in the US.

NASCAR converts to using multi-player gaming systems to run races due to high cost of gas. Fat dudes become the new face of NASCAR.

Alex Rodriguez and Lance Armstrong open a sports training camp for high school athletes who don't like to cheat.

 

[Kaypain]

"________ ON THE VERGE OF BREAKING WILT'S LEGACY 100!!!!!"

 

[#StarkSet]

Cleveland ______________ win the 20__ super bowl ( World series, NBA title)

 

[Made Man]

" Derrik Rose reads to young children at a Chicago Elementary School"

 

[Ethnic Cleansing]

Was Peyton Manning's Dominant Super Bowl Performance the GOAT game ever played?

 

[heisenburrr]

"Lebron scores over 60 points in a non-blowout game"

"Kobe Bryant 6th ring celebration thread"

 

[Sly Cookin]

"Hawks win the #1 pick in the 2014 nba draft!"

 

[Yapdatfool]

"Low key, the Bucks got a core"
"Paul George's ______ does actually get an abortion"
"NFL has guaranteed contracts"
"USA wins world cup!!"
"MJ: yes, more nikkas!"