Threesomes with ugly brawds

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I've done it. and would do it again and have done it again. By ugly the worst was like a solid 5.5. I've done better and i've done worse in not so favorable situations. What can I say I'm a nasty dude.
 

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Why not have two 5's at the same time? You can put them together n tell your boys you smashed a dimepiece :yeshrug:



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Thats a train sweety.....
And a guy that sleeps with alot of women is a whore and a woman who sleeps with alot of men is a slut. Does one get more sexual pleasure than the other because a few words were switched around? :usure:
 

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And a guy that sleeps with alot of women is a whore and a woman who sleeps with alot of men is a slut. Does one get more sexual pleasure than the other because a few words were switched around? :usure:

Most women don't care if a male is a whore though

Most men will care if a woman has had a train ran on them
 

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Most women don't care if a male is a whore though

Most men will care if a woman has had a train ran on them
Thats only because thats what society tells them to do. Most men wont care if a woman is broke. But most women won't talk to a broke man. Whether or not thats 'acceptable' is up to you and your moral status. A broke man and a promiscuous woman are in the same boat, does that mean they should sit out on the dating game? Serious question.
 

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Thats only because thats what society tells them to do. Most men wont care if a woman is broke. But most women won't talk to a broke man. Whether or not thats 'acceptable' is up to you and your moral status. A broke man and a promiscuous woman are in the same boat, does that mean they should sit out on the dating game? Serious question.

Well no, nobody is going to voluntarily sit out of the dating game. But if you fall into any one of those two categories, don't expect a quality mate.
 

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Well no, nobody is going to voluntarily sit out of the dating game. But if you fall into any one of those two categories, don't expect a quality mate.
Well...I was promiscuous in my younger days and my mate is quality. Only dumb chicks get caught 'out there'. That only happens when you tell a man the truth, fukk nikkas in the same group, or hang with low quality guys who'll say anything (they fukked you) just to appear cool.
 

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Well...I was promiscuous in my younger days and my mate is quality. Only dumb chicks get caught 'out there'. That only happens when you tell a man the truth, fukk nikkas in the same group, or hang with low quality guys who'll say anything (they fukked you) just to appear cool.

:russ: You are a funny poster

Yes, you can trick a guy into thinking your are a upstanding woman with a low body count, then sure you can get a quality man. I am talking bout with cards being on the table. If guys know your history (yes you specifically), you would have trouble finding a quality mate.
 

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I had one with a 5 and a 6.

The 5 got mad because I was more into the 6.

Just sat on the edge of the bed smoking a cigarete/looking exasperated while I gave her girlfriend that olympic longshoreman stroke

Face wise, they were about even.The 6 just happened to be a lil bit thicker/more agressive.I could tell she was more into me.


It's not always about the looks, but more about the energy.That sexual tension/passion can be contagious.You know that feeling you get when a chick stands next to you and you can literally feel the heat emanating off her body?Not regular body heat, but that lustful/pheromone heat.If the average body temp is 98.6, that mating fever gotta be about 106.


She HAS to use your dikk as a fire extinguisher and she's not shy about letting you know it?SHeeeiiitttt

Looks aside, It's not too hard to get caught up in that shyt from time to time
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Especially if she has a nice lil figure on that frame

One of the things I need to experience before I die. :ohlawd:
 

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:jawalrus: You nikkas got me feeling better about my struggle threesome. One of the girls was a solid 7, the other was a 4-5.
 

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First 3some I had was with my girl and some chick she went to high school with. It was my 23rd bday. nikka hit the bar with the homies, smoked good, got some good drink, couldn't find noooooooo action out in the streets so I say fukk it i'ma just go home and fukk my lady.

I get home, she fresh out the shower putting on lotion and I'm ready to chalk the night up. 10 mind later there's a knock at the door and I'm thinking maybe I left something in my nikka car. She like "Oh that's my friend blah blah blah" so I'm like :stopitslime: Thinking I caught her slippin or some shyt. She walk in with this light skinned chick and she's all "Hi I'm such & such" I'm like oh ok that's cool, because she always got one of her strange ass friends coming thru.

I get my drunk ass in the shower to cash out for the night and when I get out they both in the bed waiting on the boy like I'm Prince Akeem. So I go from :ohhh: to :lolbron: Because I know it's bout to go down. Now I'm a man of actin but my lady just laid this bytch on her back and start eating her couch something serious so I fall back on some :ehh: shyt like I don't wanna get too excited. So I sit and watch for a minute, just soaking it all in. Finally I'm just like fukk it it's gotta be some duck in this situation so me and the soldier make our move and I slide it right in her homegirls mouth, and at this point I am buggin the fukk out.

Went from getting topped from her friend to watching her eat my girl and administering back shots to her girl to getting top from both of em I'm in this bytch like :takedat::blessed::gladbron: "Rhis is everything I ever wanted"

Needless to say I handled my B.I and signed my name in the players handbook.

If you ain't got you one, get you one. Real spill nothing like pounding a chick out while another licks your sack.

Afterwards we just smoked an L and watched Dale & Tucker VS Evil on Netflix.

We ran into the chick one at a KFC she worked at and it was fukked up because I didn't even recognize her till we left I thought I was tripping when the broad was giving me the dreamy eye while preparing my famous bowl. It took for my lady to say "that was the girl from your birthday" then I'm like :gladbron: Why ain't you say shyt lets go back!

She hit me with the :usure: How bout we don't?

I usually ain't a jealous person but
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