TikTok: “If You’re A Straight Man & A Gay Man Has Never Tried To Bag You, You’re Probably Ugly”

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I’d rather be ugly and from Harlem
 
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there's a dude i went to HS with and from my neighborhood...he stays saying this shyt on his FB all the gotdamn time :hhh:

but to keep in spirit with this thread...i must not be ugly because it has happened before...the most recent was like 4 years ago..ironically during pride month..my cousin was having a going away party in downtown boston....had to dress up a little bit...took the train in and got off at a stop....walked out of the station was like :huhldup:..the streets was like damn near babylon...i had no idea boston streets was like this during pride month...wild shyt going on...i seen and felt so many eyes leering at me as i walked towards to where my cousin was hosting the party..my cousin just laughed at me when i told her the shyt :unimpressed:
Lol those dudes had their eyes all on u...:russ::francis::dame:

I will say a seemingly gay dude recently at Chipotle hooked me up with not charing me extra meat when his manager told him to charge me extra
 
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......only happened once and the dude was really ambiguous about it.

His gaydar was telling him "this guy is straight" but he still wanted to shoot his shot.

Didn't understand what he was feeling until my job had us go to the Dallas Pride parade. The lesbians were :blessed: :takedat:. These aren't the ones you see on TV. Broads had flat stomachs, big azz and titties. Sistas, Latinas and pawgs in daisy Duke shorts and tank tops...titties hanging out everywhere. I knew those broads were lesbians...but breh STILL wanted to shoot his shot :russ:
 

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Dude got extra hyped and had to run and make a tik tok because ONE dude tried to holla at him :mjlol:

There is some truth to what he's saying tho. I've only heard good looking dudes complain/talk about gay dudes trying to get at them.
 
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