Time travel thread. I got a different one for y'all today

[CopiousX]

Get some cave girl p*ssy then think about my next move

This a real coliBreh right here, but I gotta side with @tuckdog on this one. If you really wanna get that pre-historic cutty, then you gotta deal with

• Brehettes with no deodorant who been chasing dinner on the prarie all day
• Brehhettes who don't know what toothbrushes are. And laugh at you for suggesting it
• Brehettes with a bush so thick you could use it as pillow

You still game after all that , @WaveGang ?

 

[old pig]

• Brehettes with a bush so thick you could use it as pillow

*edit*

actually nvm...I just thought of all the things that might be crawling through that bush

ya just kill me like I said

 

[CopiousX]

*edit*

actually nvm...I just thought of all the things that might be crawling through that bush

ya just kill me like I said

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[The God Poster]

Not necessarily. At least your feet work.


People today are a lot more athletic than we used to be. The world record 1950s 100yrd dash time used to be impressive. But nowadays, you gotta run the 1950s Olympic record time, just to get onto a highschool track team as a bench substitute.

Soon as they see you don’t belong they throwing a spear at you from 100yrds

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

What good will the cell phone be, except for attracting insects the size of a Yorkie at nighttime?

 

[Mensch Fontana]

Get some cave girl p*ssy then think about my next move

yeah I'm going to have to fukk all the cave bytches on some ghengis khan shyt

 

[richaveli83]

Get some cave girl p*ssy then think about my next move

 

[old pig]

Soon as they see you don’t belong they throwing a spear at you from 100yrds

ya dudes is really thinking cave men is gonna let them just run up in their women lol

 

[Complexion]

Imagine if the script were flipped and you jumped 30K into the future?

The way humanity is headed right now they'd be as different to us as we are to the cavebrehs minus 30K...

 

[WaveGang]

This a real coliBreh right here, but I gotta side with @tuckdog on this one. If you really wanna get that pre-historic cutty, then you gotta deal with

• Brehettes with no deodorant who been chasing dinner on the prarie all day
• Brehhettes who don't know what toothbrushes are. And laugh at you for suggesting it
• Brehettes with a bush so thick you could use it as pillow

You still game after all that , @WaveGang ?

I'm hitting it doggy style at the least which voids all 3 of the above.

No STDs too so its raw dog gang

 

[PortCityProphet]

1st thing Imma take some flicks and videos on my phone just in case it ever gets fossilized and discovered theres some evidence of the world way back then.
2nd imma join a click and try to survive the best way I can. I have an intellectual advantage so hopefully I can become a leader and build some houses and shyt. Start my kingdom. And get ready to go to war with them cave crakkas. Aint gon be no colonialism if they all dead

 

[Luken]

never fails

Get some cave girl p*ssy then think about my next move

Why not, that's the first thing most nikkas do when get off a plane or touch down somewhere.

 

[Mr Rager]

Introduce these mfs to some real hip hop

Nah for real tho, hopefully I cam use my phone to convice the locals that I'm a god of some sort. Maybe turn the flashlight on or something
Then get some cavegirl p*ssy while I figure out my next move

 

[CopiousX]

What good will the cell phone be, except for attracting insects the size of a Yorkie at nighttime?

The practicalBreh in me says you can use it for...

1. Calculations/ unit conversions
2. No gps, but you could probably use the offline map to get your bearings because
   • • You’ll know what direction water/ocean is (makes you GOD-status with natives)
     • You know from the future that Congo got gems, Middle East got oil, and the direction of the Nile, Niger, and Congo rivers for travel
3. Calendar for obvious
4. Emergency flashlight
5. Notes, maybe??

But the coliBreh in me says you could use it to stunt on cavebtches.
You could be the worlds first trick

 

[Luke Cage]

Why not, that's the first thing most nikkas do when get off a plane or touch down somewhere.

Cavewoman never shaved in her life, never used soap before. doesn't know what toilet paper is. never brushed her teeth before. and prolly has residue from her previous sexual encounters still visible on her body. Its gonna be like you surrounded by a bunch of homeless woman? rather stay right here in 2020.

but i wouldn't mind some national geographic shyt where is just a bunch of topless woman bouncing around like nothing all the time