Imagine the smell of that
Time travel thread. I got a different one for y'all today
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Im riding a fukking wooly mammoth!
And here we got the world's first 6fig6cert breh1st thing Imma take some flicks and videos on my phone just in case it ever gets fossilized and discovered theres some evidence of the world way back then.
2nd imma join a click and try to survive the best way I can. I have an intellectual advantage so hopefully I can become a leader and build some houses and shyt. Start my kingdom. And get ready to go to war with them cave crakkas. Aint gon be no colonialism if they all dead
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Happy hunting. The ancestors and their descendents thank you for your service mighty warrior.
It depends, though. We really didn't do very much for the first 40,000 or so years of our existence.
And what progress Egyptians, Romans, and ancient Chinese made was reset by the black/bubonic plaugue. Similarly, the progress of the American Natives was erased by Cortez and them.
You might jump 30,000 years into the future and find nikkas eating rats, pissing on floors, and living in huts because XYZ catastrophe hit them with that MikeTyson hook.
If the food stopped coming after Corona, would you know what to do?
Would you have any time for science and progress? 
I doubt you'd teach your kids about Shakespeare or "the Quadratic-Equation" when in survival mode. That knowledge would just die.
AyBrehHam Linkin
First Black Brehsident
get some food 
WaveWhisperer
Stainless Steel
Build a boat and go sailing
Aint fukkin with them demonic creature on land
Aint fukkin with them demonic creature on land
Steven_Realberg
All Star
Reverse Encino Man shyt
if i know I’m going back that far I’m making sure i have easy to understand definitions of what rock type is what and how to hopefully forge metals so I can make some basic ass tools/weapons. That would also help me make some type of wiring that I’d use as a conductor of electricity on some Ben Franklin shyt.
-sneak a couple phone cables so I can maybe charge the phone with a crude battery made out of whatever acidic fruits I can find and stick some bare copper “wire” into it since it will conduct electricity. I’d imagine i would need a lot of fruit. Should be an issue.
-make sure I have offline maps so I can see where I am in the world and hope the compass feature on the phone works.
-try to appear as “godlike” as possible to whatever people I encounter so they don’t try to initially harm me. Gain their trust and start to teach them whatever language I speak while manipulating them. I’d “wow” them with basic ass science just to keep my legendary status in tact but also show them somewhat modern building techniques so their sense of civilization can advance exponentially.
-I won’t reveal all my shyt and definitely won’t let people see the phone because it would easily be the most coveted thing and put an instant target on my back
-after I know I’ve gained their trust we can work on annexing as much territory as possible and eliminating threats that basically have shyt screwed up in present day.
-sneak a couple phone cables so I can maybe charge the phone with a crude battery made out of whatever acidic fruits I can find and stick some bare copper “wire” into it since it will conduct electricity. I’d imagine i would need a lot of fruit. Should be an issue.
-make sure I have offline maps so I can see where I am in the world and hope the compass feature on the phone works.
-try to appear as “godlike” as possible to whatever people I encounter so they don’t try to initially harm me. Gain their trust and start to teach them whatever language I speak while manipulating them. I’d “wow” them with basic ass science just to keep my legendary status in tact but also show them somewhat modern building techniques so their sense of civilization can advance exponentially.
-I won’t reveal all my shyt and definitely won’t let people see the phone because it would easily be the most coveted thing and put an instant target on my back
-after I know I’ve gained their trust we can work on annexing as much territory as possible and eliminating threats that basically have shyt screwed up in present day.
you cant see women today and go back to that..your mind can't handle that...
Hmmm..Amirahdyme in 2020..
Compared to unshowered filth of human beings? Nah..
Hmmm..Amirahdyme in 2020..
Compared to unshowered filth of human beings? Nah..
Ozymandeas
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I’ve had thoughts about this before. Honestly death would be the better option. I saw a movie like this once and the girl got transported 1 million years in the past and was left there by herself You would feel completely out of place and everything you knew about the world would be gone. If you found any people they would be (intellectually speaking) little more than an ape. This is probably why aliens don’t bother with us now. Now if you said the medieval era or antiquity, maybe, because you would still have a civilized (barely) society to live in. Being dropped off into early human history would make living in Syria look like paradise.
You would feel completely out of place and everything you knew about the world would be gone. If you found any people they would be (intellectually speaking) little more than an ape. This is probably why aliens don’t bother with us now. Now if you said the medieval era or antiquity, maybe, because you would still have a civilized (barely) society to live in. Being dropped off into early human history would make living in Syria look like paradise.
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First move would be to find a big enough stick to try and defend myself with. Second would be to try and find a tribe before dark. If i found said tribe, i would cautiously approach on some 
shyt. One of three things would happen here: theyd be scared of how i looked, my voice, my language, and distance themselves/run away. Or they'd think i am a threat and kill me(stick aint going help you here). Or theyd approach me in a curious but safe manner, id slowly pull out my phone and play music, or show them the flashlight; and theyd welcome me to their tribe for the time being.
If they shunned you from their tribe and distanced themselves from you, lets be real, you will probably be dead by the next morning from some ancient poisonous insect, or random dinosaur thay we've never heard about.
If they attack you, you aint beating them all, and youre still dead
The last scenario you have their curiosity, but for how long. You can try to teach them how to build homes, but do you realistically know how to make tools from scratch to do so? You can try to teach them how to make fire, but do you know how hard that is to do without the right wood? At this point in their life they know how to hunt better than you, so whats keeping you alive right now other than your cool gadet(phone)...
And knowing you nikkas, you better hope this isn't an alpha male type tribe, 'cuz yall wouldnt understand how to be subservient, and would get clubbed off the strength of not showing proper respect.
With all that being said. Ill be dead within 24hrs.
shyt. One of three things would happen here: theyd be scared of how i looked, my voice, my language, and distance themselves/run away. Or they'd think i am a threat and kill me(stick aint going help you here). Or theyd approach me in a curious but safe manner, id slowly pull out my phone and play music, or show them the flashlight; and theyd welcome me to their tribe for the time being.If they shunned you from their tribe and distanced themselves from you, lets be real, you will probably be dead by the next morning from some ancient poisonous insect, or random dinosaur thay we've never heard about.
If they attack you, you aint beating them all, and youre still dead
The last scenario you have their curiosity, but for how long. You can try to teach them how to build homes, but do you realistically know how to make tools from scratch to do so? You can try to teach them how to make fire, but do you know how hard that is to do without the right wood? At this point in their life they know how to hunt better than you, so whats keeping you alive right now other than your cool gadet(phone)...
And knowing you nikkas, you better hope this isn't an alpha male type tribe, 'cuz yall wouldnt understand how to be subservient, and would get clubbed off the strength of not showing proper respect.
With all that being said. Ill be dead within 24hrs.
Incredibly, wise.
You are the first poster I’ve seen mention electricity.I had mentioned to a breh before that a lot of our “knowledge” requires other people to have separate knowledge and resources to make it useful. Honestly, the only hole in your plan is the location and creation of copper mines, but with that attitude I’m sure you would do it
. Check out earth batteries. Might save you on fruit. Personally, I thought about electricity when first doing this post but quickly realized that it wouldn’t be terribly useful(except for the phone) without appliances, electronics etc. Additionally, I originally envisioned using a water mill on one of the rivers for both mechanical power and electric power, but I was stuck on where to find iron for AC power.
. Any ideas? I have absolutely no idea how our ancestors first started mining.
I'm hitting it doggy style at the least which voids all 3 of the above.
No STDs too so its raw dog gang
That’s even worse.
Toilet paper won’t be invented for another 30,000 years and you want to smell them cheeks clapping?
GreenGhxst
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I'll probably be considerably bigger than them because early humans were small, so that means I'll be a bigger target, im dead in less than 24 hours
