Tip for Coli Brehs on Submitting Resumes

[Ol’Otis]

Any brehs job hunting want to try it out and see if it works?

been doing this

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

I’m applying for a lot of fed jobs myself

Are they still requiring applicants to complete all those KSA's for the preliminary file?

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

he got hit with the retire or else we prosecute for 15k* 5 years

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[Atsym Sknyfs]

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they been trying to get his ass for years... he used to masturbate in the bathroom and the union fought and he won because what he does in the stall is his business. So when this happened they where happy that's why he got the retire with the higher salary pension or else.. and he got hit with the retire today.. and I really mean retire today ... he left the hearing, came back to the office and was like todays my last day, im retiring.

that's NYC for you

 

[UberEatsDriver]

Are they still requiring applicants to complete all those KSA's for the preliminary file?

I’ll find out today I think I have ten fed jobs saved to apply to today.

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

What are y'alls tips for cover letters. While we're at it brehs I'm so tired of trying to customizing these shyts just to get no call. My year has been crazy good too but I can't get shyt

 

[Blankthawtz]

then u get the interview and can't answer one question like....

 

[J.E.T.S]

facts. that's a prosecutable offense (worst case scenario). this is the internet age - everything can be verified with a click or program that enables information tracking from various types of databases.

ITT Tech. Friend went, but didn't graduate. Told employer he did and now they're asking for proof.

I think he got a machine operator position, its not even a it job. They just required 45 tech credits.

Suggestions?

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

What are y'alls tips for cover letters. While we're at it brehs I'm so tired of trying to customizing these shyts just to get no call. My year has been crazy good too but I can't get shyt

Keep swinging breh.

 

[Silkk]

The tip you posted is for increasing your chances of GETTING and interview. This is different from tips for BEING in an interview.

It is extremely difficult get a decent job these days. My advice to people when job hunting is to focus on getting the interview. Once you get the interview, then you shift your focus to getting the job. I don’t think people realize how hard it is just to land the interview.

Now if you have landed an interview, the number one tip I can give, although generic, is to have extreme confidence. Like however confident you are, double that shyt. You walk in that bytch with the mindframe of the interview being a formality cause you know you got that shyt. Confidence is something that people can sense in you, lack of confidence as well. You can make some people uncomfortable with your confidence, which brings me to my nex tip.

Don’t ever be uncomfortable or nervous in an interview. They called you, you ain’t call them. I make it a point to ask some questions that are so left field or tough for them to answer, that the interviewer becomes uncomfortable. Like nikka you will be nervous in this bytch, I’m not nervous.

It’s infinite tips I can give but this will be my last one. If you don’t have options, make it seem like you do. Please do not go in an interview acting desperate for the job, even though that may reall be your situation. It’s a turn off to the employer. Plus everyone wants someone with options. The job I have now, I told them nikkas I had 2 offers on the table so I would need to know something from them within one week. Them fools called me like 3 days later saying they have a pretty good offer for me. The recruiter told me that they upped the offer cause I had other offers. nikka I had zero other offers. Its a game out here

Real shyt, Repped

 

[Silkk]

Lol Breh I straight grabbed a interviewers breast and they hired me on the spot cause they was so impressed that I took it there.

What.......?

 

[Silkk]

What are y'alls tips for cover letters. While we're at it brehs I'm so tired of trying to customizing these shyts just to get no call. My year has been crazy good too but I can't get shyt

Steal a really good one, tailor that shyt yourself, and get on Indeed and just run through dropping them bytches.

 

[blaccbeard]

Ok i'm not ashamed to admit that this took me a full 2 or 3 minutes to get. I get it now, but for a bit i was puzzled trying to figure out if i paste one of my past jobs and which one, and then i got it. This is a brilliant idea really.

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

ITT Tech. Friend went, but didn't graduate. Told employer he did and now they're asking for proof.

I think he got a machine operator position, its not even a it job. They just required 45 tech credits.

Suggestions?

I think your friend may actually have a technicality as an excuse to get out of that... I'm checking into an issue. When was your friend enrolled in the school? What time period? Let me know that and I can tell you for sure.

The reason why I say that- ITT had been the subject of legal/fraud investigations and government oversight. They ceased operations in 2016.

 

[Afro]

I always thought this was common knowledge.

But yes, this 100% works

Usually I would agree, but its competitive as hell out here.

I didn't know about ATS until I started looking for IT jobs.

You can copy and paste keywords and dabble it around your resume.

Much safer I think.